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Wanted: New housemate for Westminster based feline. Recently decorated house includes excellent security, lightly used office space and large garden, suitable for hosting parties. #PMQs
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“I once attempted to persuade the UK public that I don’t know the difference between a garden drinks party and a work meeting” #PMQs
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I know lots of you won’t have time to watch #PMQs but here’s a summary of Boris Johnson’s performance today:
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We want to move this country forward 🇬🇧#PMQs
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Auto-captioning for #PMQs is playing a surreal blinder right now.
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It’s good to see that Boris Johnson finally rose to the occasion at his final #PMQs and answered questions directly and with professional courtesy and humil… Nah, of course not. He lost his temper, garbled his words and threw a temper tantrum a toddler would be proud of. Ta-ra.
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We are getting on with taking the tough decisions in the national interest to move this country forward 🇬🇧
#PMQs
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Boris Johnson “There are some European counties that don’t even have a hotel quarantine system”
That would of course include the European country that he is Prime Minister of.
#PMQs
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I’m not saying that Boris Johnson is keen to avoid #PMQs tomorrow but he’s been shaking hands with everyone in the covid ward again… #kitileaks
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I can’t comment on who’s responsible for the large cat turd in Boris Johnson’s shoe as I don’t want to prejudge Sue Gray’s independent investigation… #PMQs
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We are getting this country through the pandemic and delivering on the people’s priorities 🇬🇧 #PMQs
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We are delivering on the will of the British people by ending free movement and introducing a fair points-based immigration system 🌎 #PMQs
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We are taking the tough decisions to save lives and protect our NHS through this pandemic. #PMQs
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It’s been a year since this #PeoplesGovernment was elected, and we are delivering on our promises. #PMQs
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Sure enough Johnson has gone for the non-apology apology, saying the public are wrong for believing that the Downing Street drinks party was against the guidance. He has misled parliament and will have to resign, just a matter now for how long he tries to cling on #PMQs
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@Tim_Burgess
#PMQs
Labour: Why did you drive the economy off a cliff?
Conservatives: Can you join me in congratulating the Stafford West branch of the Subbuteo League in reaching the regional knockout stages?
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Do you accept Boris Johnson’s “apology”? #PMQs
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BREAKING: P&O are going to get away with it #PMQs twitter.com/JasonGroves1/s…
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Today I am proudly wearing purple to celebrate the International Day for Disabled People, which is tomorrow.
And I know that all of my colleagues will welcome the fantastic news that the MHRA has formally authorised the Pfizer vaccine for COVID-19. #PMQs
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Describing this #PMQs performance of Boris Johnson as a car crash would be unfair on actual car crashes.