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@Tim_Burgess
#PMQs
Labour: Why did you drive the economy off a cliff?
Conservatives: Can you join me in congratulating the Stafford West branch of the Subbuteo League in reaching the regional knockout stages?
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It’s good to see that Boris Johnson finally rose to the occasion at his final #PMQs and answered questions directly and with professional courtesy and humil… Nah, of course not. He lost his temper, garbled his words and threw a temper tantrum a toddler would be proud of. Ta-ra.
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There's a reason Keir Starmer is attacking me at #PMQs today.
It's because he knows we're the only team that can beat Labour 👇
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Auto-captioning for #PMQs is playing a surreal blinder right now.
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BREAKING: P&O are going to get away with it #PMQs twitter.com/JasonGroves1/s…
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Pointed out to Johnson at #PMQs that his sanctions against Putin regime are pathetic. He responds that there’s “more to come”
Why the delay? It’s been clear this was coming, so why hasn’t the work been done?
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“You are sat there too long for the good you have done. In the name of God go.”
David Davis rubbing the big dog’s nose in it... #PMQs
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Describing this #PMQs performance of Boris Johnson as a car crash would be unfair on actual car crashes.
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The Vice Chair of the Conservative Party Andrew Bowie has just said Boris Johnson should be considering his position. Absolutely agree; everyone else is… #PMQs
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England squad enjoying a “work event” #PMQs
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“I once attempted to persuade the UK public that I don’t know the difference between a garden drinks party and a work meeting” #PMQs
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Do you accept Boris Johnson’s “apology”? #PMQs
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Wanted: New housemate for Westminster based feline. Recently decorated house includes excellent security, lightly used office space and large garden, suitable for hosting parties. #PMQs
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Sure enough Johnson has gone for the non-apology apology, saying the public are wrong for believing that the Downing Street drinks party was against the guidance. He has misled parliament and will have to resign, just a matter now for how long he tries to cling on #PMQs
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I can’t comment on who’s responsible for the large cat turd in Boris Johnson’s shoe as I don’t want to prejudge Sue Gray’s independent investigation… #PMQs
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I’m not saying that Boris Johnson is keen to avoid #PMQs tomorrow but he’s been shaking hands with everyone in the covid ward again… #kitileaks
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Conservative benches during today’s #PMQs - they’re literally not behind him
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Watch #Budget2021 online at 12.30pm live after #PMQs.
We’ll also be streaming the Budget Press Conference later at 5pm.
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Boris Johnson “There are some European counties that don’t even have a hotel quarantine system”
That would of course include the European country that he is Prime Minister of.
#PMQs
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I know lots of you won’t have time to watch #PMQs but here’s a summary of Boris Johnson’s performance today: