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Liz Truss is resigning, just as soon as we can get her out from under the desk. #kitileaks
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Truss doesn’t like the wallpaper… #kitileaks
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Boris Johnson was at his desk at 7am and has worked non-stop to find solutions for the cost of living cr… Nah, he’s sitting in his vest and pants and watching repeats of Homes Under the Hammer. #kitileaks
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One of these removals vans is just for the wallpaper… #kitileaks
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Boris Johnson has stayed in his pyjamas all day muttering “what’s the point?” - unfortunately that’s not unusual for a Friday… #kitileaks
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Johnson’s team is briefing that they’ve filled a replacement cabinet. This is a lie, unless Rees-Mogg and Dorries are going to do 12 jobs each. Nobody is answering their calls, let alone saying yes. #kitileaks
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I’ve just checked the kitchen and there’s a week of supplies for a normal family. Johnson will have polished those off by breakfast, so if we block deliveries we’ll have him out by lunchtime tomorrow. #DowningStreetSiege #kitileaks
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The cabinet have agreed who should deliver the message to Boris Johnson the he has to resign: it’s going to be Ukrainian President Zelenskyy on a Zoom call. It’s what he would have wanted. #kitileaks
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I’m with them. The fridge has been locked. Big dog’s about to be put out of his misery #kitileaks twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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I’m not saying the Conservatives have definitely lost both by-elections, but Boris Johnson is currently eyeing up large fridges to hide in… #kitileaks
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Boris Johnson is addressing Conservative MPs in an attempt to cling-on to his job. He’s going to tell them that he’s willing to consider occasionally telling the truth and will commit to combing his hair weekly. #kitileaks #NoConfidence
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#kitileaks Some of the Conservative MPs claiming that they’ll support Johnson in tonight’s vote are lying. It’s a secret ballot so they can say one thing and do another. #NoConfidence
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#kitileaks - Boris Johnson’s still in bed. His staff are too afraid to wake him with the bad news. This is going to put a real dampener on his Rice Krispies…
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Thanks a lot Sue, now Boris is in tears and refusing to come out of his room. Hope you’re happy with yourself. #partygate #kitileaks
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I’ll give you a clue: the leak came from a resident of 10 Downing Street that’s not me… #kitileaks twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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#kitileaks Most of the COBRA meeting has been spent discussing excuses for keeping the Russian donations to the Conservative Party…
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#kitileaks Boris Johnson has received a questionnaire from the police about the Downing Street parties. He’s left it unanswered and written “It would be wrong of me to comment until the police complete their investigation”
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#kitileaks Boris Johnson’s staff reading the Sue Gray report
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Sue Gray’s report has been delivered to Downing Street. Boris Johnson will lie to parliament about it this afternoon. #kitileaks
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Operation Red Meat plans:
Sunday - scrap the BBC
Monday - Navy gunships to target asylum seekers
Tuesday - Reinstate the death penalty
Wednesday - Paint a huge Union Jack on white cliffs of Dover
Thursday - Bring back national service
Friday - Invade somewhere
#kitileaks
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“Johnson has said he’ll only come out of his bedroom if you all stop being mean about him” #kitileaks
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I’m not saying that Boris Johnson is keen to avoid #PMQs tomorrow but he’s been shaking hands with everyone in the covid ward again… #kitileaks
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Boris Johnson is being briefed on the latest coronavirus figures by the experts that he’s been ignoring. His response rhymes with “clucking bell”
#kitileaks
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Just watched Boris Johnson record his statement. Summary:
Waffle
Waffle
World-leading (NB: this is a lie)
Waffle
Christmas
Build back better (NB: also a lie)
He should stick to hosting quizzes.
#kitileaks
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#kitileaks Rules are for the little people… twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…