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The residency poster for #LoveOnTourLA available at the merch stand! (via @hs1freak)
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Hillary Duff is at #LoveOnTourLA tonight! (via @dreaminofyouhs)
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“Please make some noise for the incredible Ben Harper who opened the show tonight, he is one of my absolute favorite people in the entire world and so it’s an honour to have him to open the show.” - Harry chatting to the crowd at #LoveOnTourLA
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“‘I skipped therapy for this.’ It’s a sign the people of LA do not approve of Emily. If there’s one thing the people of Los Angeles say, you never skip therapy. Everyone agree, 1,2,3, you never skip therapy! What did you learn Emily? What did we learn?” - Harry at #LoveOnTourLA
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“I have to be up at 5am for nursing school. What’s your name? Nevay?Thank you for your wonderful work as a nurse! We appreciate you!” - Harry talking to a fan at #LoveOnTourLA
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“I’d like to take a moment to catch my breath, but mostly to introduce my wonderful band…but also to very much catch my breath.” - Harry after the disco medley at #LoveOnTourLA
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Harry is now performing Medicine at #LoveOnTourLA! ✨
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“YOU! What are you doing going down the tunnel! We’re not finished! Come back! Come back! We’ve got 2 songs left! [starts singing a song] We could see you sneaking out, weeee could see you sneaking out! Back to the seats! I am NOT. DONE.” - Harry at #LoveOnTourLA
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“You can do whatever you want, you can go and beat the traffic, you’d be missing out, but you’d beat the traffic! I shamed people back into their seats, in true Love on Tour spirit, we SHAMED people back into their seats.” - Harry at #LoveOnTourLA
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“It’s a Sunday night! Where are you going? Nothing is open!” - Harry bullying people for saying they were going out after the show at #LoveOnTourLA
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“If you wanna beat the traffic, go ahead but we’ve got two bangers, let’s go!” - Harry after his thank you speech coming back to the people he spotted leaving early at #LoveOnTourLA
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“My ex BSF, what’s B-S-F? Oh best friend. They blocked you, because you met Mitch? The world is descended into chaos when people meet Mitch! Look at him just sipping on his cup.” - Harry at #LoveOnTourLA
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“What’s your name? Katie. Are you ready? Can I borrow this flag? ‘Tell everyone I’m gay, in a cool way!’ This calls for one this the cool outing-standby standby, can I get some cool music, some cool sounds? cool cool cool cool-GAY!” - Harry helping a fan come out at #LoveOnTourLA
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“You’re the coolest, gayest person in the room! Wait, wait - cool cool cool. Anyone else? Who wants to be cool and gay? [starts pointing at the crowd] cool! gay! cool! cool!” - Harry at #LoveOnTourLA
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“The coolest, gayest person in the room! Wait, wait - cool cool cool.” - Harry helping Catie come out at #LoveOnTourLA (via @freakdemos)
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“Congrats! How was it? ‘so not stressful’ so stress free! Who married you? Was it Elvis? Not Elvis? Did you do anything else in Vegas? You went to a music festival. Paramore! The true Vegas experience!” - Harry talking to a couple who just eloped in Vegas at #LoveOnTourLA
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“What’s your name? Chelsea? Jasmine? Chastity? When all SEVENTEEN of you say it at once it’s harder for me to hear! Jasaline? I’ve never heard that name before in my life! JASALINE? Lovely name.” - Harry struggling with a fan’s name at #LoveOnTourLA
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“You’re dressed up as a bottle of mustard! [reveals a sign that says squeeze me] You tricked me you naughty mustard! Are you warm in there? [mocking] ‘Yes. Yes, Very warm, I’m about to pass out.’ Are you staying hydrated? Make some noise for the mustard everybody” - #LoveOnTourLA
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“If anyone else is dressed up as a condiment please reveal yourself. Oh there is another condiment, there’s some grapes, some grapes, sushi over there, that’s not a condiment.” - Harry looking for more condiment costumes at #LoveOnTourLA
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“I was going to say thank you to my producer, I’ve made a lot of this music with him and he’s a wonderful wonderful friend but he’s ALREADY gone home. Somebody wanted to beat the TRAFFIC! Unbelievable.” - Harry calling out Kid Harpoon at #LoveOnTourLA
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“I had a really heartfelt speech, I was going to pour out how important he is to me, how incredible he is as a husband, as a father, as a friend, now he gets NOTHING! And that’s why you don’t leave early!” - Harry joking about Kid leaving early at #LoveOnTourLA
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“His name’s Tom and he’s an idiot. But he’s also one of my best friendssssss 😁 but he’s an idiot.” - Harry joking about Kid Harpoon leaving the show early to beat traffic at #LoveOnTourLA
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“Make some noise for the incredible birthday boy, Mr Ben Harper. I would love to say I haven’t had dreams of him singing Sexual Healing AT me but I was not raised to be a liar so I will not lie to you.” - Harry giving a sexy shoutout to Ben Harper in his speech at #LoveOnTourLA
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“‘My therapist said I should come here because I was sad’ Don’t laugh, she was sad! So we’re glad you’re in therapy, we’re glad you’re putting in the work!” - Harry at #LoveOnTourLA