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“My trousers ripped. I feel I must apologise to a certain few of you right down in the front there. I mean this is a family show. You sir, are you okay? I promise it’s not part of the show. Okay. It’s a family show…or is it is! It is! Or is it.” - Harry at #LoveOnTourLA
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Tom Hanks also attended #LoveOnTourLA tonight! - January 27 (via @tpwklillie)
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“Your sign says ‘I skipped therapy to be here!’ Aubrey, it’s 9:30pm on a Monday…🤨 Is that what time you do therapy? 🤨 When is your therapy? You never skip therapy everybody knows that!” - Harry talking to a fan with a boring sign at #LoveOnTourLA
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“I have a friend in the audience tonight. Her name is Honor, she’s wearing a tiara! Which you may think is because it’s her birthday, but I can tell you she wears it every day. Because she is a strong independent woman who wears what she likes” - Harry at #LoveOnTourLA
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“You all the way at the back in the pink, what’s your name, Samantha? Who are you here with tonight? Your sister and your dad! Your sign says “He’s our dad but you’re our daddy” Jesus Christ.” - Harry noticing a sign at #LoveOnTourLA
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Hailey Bieber, Kendall and Kylie Jenner are at the show tonight! #LoveOnTourLA (via @latenightally)
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“You 3! You three in the tunnel! Where are you going? You sir, yep you! I’m not finished. Back to the seats, trying to beat the traffic are we? Unbelievable. Training my entire life and you want to save 20 minutes in the ride home. UN…believable.” - Harry at #LoveOnTourLA
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“I won’t have to deal with LA traffic for at least a couple years. I’m joking. It’s been a pleasure. Who doesn’t love driving down the 405 at 4 o clock! [pointing at a fan] Yeah you do!” - Harry at #LoveOnTourLA
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“It's a big night tonight, my therapist is in the house! It's gonna be a good one, it's gonna be a good one!" — Harry on stage tonight #LoveOnTourLA
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“If the gaps between songs are a little longer tonight it’s because I’m a little rusty…I’m breathing so heavy up here.” - Harry joking about being out of shape at #LoveOnTourLA
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“My ex BSF, what’s B-S-F? Oh best friend. They blocked you, because you met Mitch? The world is descended into chaos when people meet Mitch! Look at him just sipping on his cup.” - Harry at #LoveOnTourLA
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“Make some noise for the incredible birthday boy, Mr Ben Harper. I would love to say I haven’t had dreams of him singing Sexual Healing AT me but I was not raised to be a liar so I will not lie to you.” - Harry giving a sexy shoutout to Ben Harper in his speech at #LoveOnTourLA
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“There’s a friend of mine in the audience tonight, her name is Ruby and she gave me the great privilege introducing this song to the world and she’s over there, Hi Ruby! There she is and she’s going to introduce it tonight through the speakers!” - Harry T #LoveOnTourLA
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Christian Bale is at #LoveOnTourLA tonight! (via @dylandeltwink)
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“YOU! What are you doing going down the tunnel! We’re not finished! Come back! Come back! We’ve got 2 songs left! [starts singing a song] We could see you sneaking out, weeee could see you sneaking out! Back to the seats! I am NOT. DONE.” - Harry at #LoveOnTourLA
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Harry is now performing Medicine at #LoveOnTourLA! ✨
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“It’s our last night in Los Angeles and our last night in America for a while, thank you so much. This is one of my favourite tours I’ve ever done, thank you!” - Harry thanking the crowd at #LoveOnTourLA
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“Thank you for making me very, very very happy.” - Harry thanking the crowd at #LoveOnTourLA 🥹
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“You’ve been to too many shows, well…what’s your dad’s name? Eric. How many shows have you gone to? 4. If it helps I’ve been to way too many as well, 4 is nothing!” - Harry talking to a fan’s dad at #LoveOnTourLA
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The crowd at #LoveOnTourLA singing Happy Birthday to Harry on stage at The Forum in Inglewood, CA - January 29 (via @ibringthep0p)
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“I refuse to leave!…And then on Sunday I will leave. But perhaps I’ll return. Is everyone feeling emotionally stable for tonight? [Crowd: No]
Okay…we’re in a perfect place!” - Harry on not wanting to leave the Forum at #LoveOnTourLA
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“‘I skipped therapy for this.’ It’s a sign the people of LA do not approve of Emily. If there’s one thing the people of Los Angeles say, you never skip therapy. Everyone agree, 1,2,3, you never skip therapy! What did you learn Emily? What did we learn?” - Harry at #LoveOnTourLA
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“You’re dressed up as a bottle of mustard! [reveals a sign that says squeeze me] You tricked me you naughty mustard! Are you warm in there? [mocking] ‘Yes. Yes, Very warm, I’m about to pass out.’ Are you staying hydrated? Make some noise for the mustard everybody” - #LoveOnTourLA
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The ass or face speech hath returned. #LoveOnTourLA