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The @strandbookstore is currently sold out of signed copies of #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou, but if you do want one you can still get it at @TatteredCover (they can even ship it to you): bit.ly/TatteredMC
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Yesterday you crashed @TatteredCover's site & they’re sold out! But if you still want me to desecrate a copy of #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou for you, you can get one at @AndersonsBkshp (I’m signing these “Chicago Style," so you definitely should get one): bit.ly/AndersonsMC
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It’d be a shame if this image got printed & taped or tacked up all over the world in public places…
Post a photo of your vandalism with the location, #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou & bit.ly/SomeThingsMC and I’ll be your best friend (and I might also retweet you).
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There are #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou, but here’s one thing I CAN tell you: I’m giving away a signed copy of my book to 10 people who text me today.
Want one? Text me, “GiveMeABook!” (323) 405-9939
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Sometimes the hallowed ground of childhood happiness turns into an Applebee’s… but some things never change. bit.ly/SomeThingsMC
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Well, shit. Now I miss you two even more. Thank you for your sweet words, D. Means the world because I know you wouldn’t say it if you didn’t mean it. ❤️
bit.ly/MCPoetryAmazon
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It’s my book’s launch day & it's #1 on Amazon! I just found it at Target in OH, but supply-chain issues mean some stores haven't stocked it yet—so call ahead & ask your store to set one aside. Amazon & B&N ship today! #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou
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Let’s do a little quid pro quo:
Post a pic of your copy of "Some Things I Still Can't Tell You" today tagged linktr.ee/SomeThingsMC & #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou & I’ll RT it (and thank you for sharing).
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I want to help you procrastinate. linktr.ee/SomeThingsMC
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Love you, Robbie. Didn't expect you to actually read it. Thank you.
PS: All of the erotic poems are about you, Rob. ❤️
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You have a way with words, Rachel... will you ghost write my next book? linktr.ee/SomeThingsMC
#SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou twitter.com/RachelMiner1/s…
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Thank you for supporting my book! (Still can't believe it's a @nytimes bestseller!) To say thanks, I'm sending signed lithographs of the penultimate poem to 20 randomly-selected folks who post a pic of the book by 10/24 tagged #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou. linktr.ee/SomeThingsMC
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This is incredibly soothing. I’ll listen to it every night before I sleep. linktr.ee/SomeThingsMC
#SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou twitter.com/OsricChau/stat…
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Aw, shucks, Tim. Thanks.
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My poems made it on the @nytimes Bestsellers list for the second week! It dropped from 4th out of 15 to 15th out of 15, but I’ll take skin-of-my-teeth any day. Thanks, y’all. linktr.ee/SomeThingsMC
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Cat's out of the bag... linktr.ee/SomeThingsMC
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