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My mom watched my hair video and texted me this:
"Eugene, you look sick and hungry."
#AsianMoms #whyyousoskinny
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ME: [small talk]
MOM: [vague interest]
ME: "I got a sunburn."
MOM: "OMG YOU HAVE SKIN CANCER WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING SUNSCREEN?!"
#AsianMoms
3
*phone rings*
𝐌𝐄: "Hi Mom!"
𝐌𝐎𝐌: "DON'T DO DRUGS."
𝐌𝐄: "Uh, I don't."
𝐌𝐎𝐌: "Okay, good, bye."
*click*
#AsianMoms