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Boris Johnson has been on holiday in the Caribbean while he should have been representing the people of Uxbridge in parliament and helping them at surgeries, but he’s returned early to convince Tory MPs that he’s changed. And some of them will believe him.
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A story about Queen Elizabeth II that I know my friends in America will enjoy:
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Time flies when you’re running the country… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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A leader we can all get behind… me. twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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Public service announcement for whoever needs to hear it: The United Kingdom isn’t being invaded. Anyone saying it is owes the people of Ukraine an apology and should be ignored.
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As funny as it would be for my account to have a blue tick, it wouldn’t be funny enough for me to give ol’ Elon $8 a month. No sir.
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The job never stops twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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I’ve told Boris Johnson that checkout time is 11am and that he can take his wallpaper with him. #Partygate
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Liz Truss is resigning, just as soon as we can get her out from under the desk. #kitileaks
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HRH The Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh. We thank you for your service. x
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Wanted: New housemate for Westminster based feline. Recently decorated house includes excellent security, lightly used office space and large garden, suitable for hosting parties. #PMQs
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Just seen three ghosts waiting outside Rishi Sunak’s bedroom…
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On the plus side, after spending £88,000 on the Downing Street flat it must look wonderf... Mother of God.
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Who thinks I should do this during press conferences? twitter.com/twcuddleston/s…
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BREAKING: Kwasi Kwarteng is being fired. The UK will have had four chancellors in four months.
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I have a very smart new scratching post! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.