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In an interview with my pal @jaketapper, Liz Truss has claimed that I spend “rather a lot of time asleep” - just to confirm, that’s a conscious decision that I’m sure you’d all agree with.
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She’s emptying my litter tray twitter.com/BestForBritain…
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Judging by the photos of the Trafalgar Square Christmas tree being felled last week in Norway and arriving today, it’s been transported as hand luggage on Ryanair… (Photos @UKinNorway and @danbarker)
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My pal @justin_ng caught me guarding the bin that Truss and Sunak are getting their policies from
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I don’t know about you but I’m getting worried for how bad things might get once the honeymoon period is over…
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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate it.
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Downing Street post this morning; must be Father’s Day…
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Dominic Cummings evidence today made one thing clear: I’m the only individual in Downing Street that’s good at my job, but you knew that anyway.
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15 Conservative MPs have already publicly called for Boris Johnson to resign.
The following Conservative MPs have previously indicated they’d make a decision following the police investigation.
I kept receipts.
It’s time for them to make up their minds.
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My absolute privilege to meet this brave group of women and men on behalf of their millions of supporters across the UK and the world. Slava Ukraini - Glory to Ukraine x twitter.com/amandarosephot…
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How’s the UK government doing? Well, we now have removals vans parked on Downing Street on permanent standby…
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UK CAT ADVISORY: I’m sorry to report that humans will again be spending more time in your homes. Our advice is to make the most of their presence by requesting additional treats and maybe a second lunch.
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Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
I've been to London to visit the Queen.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you sing?
God bless the Queen and long live the King!
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#Reshuffle I was offered Gavin Williamson’s job but wasn’t willing to accept a demotion…
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“I once attempted to persuade the UK public that I don’t know the difference between a garden drinks party and a work meeting” #PMQs
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My good pal @PoliticalPics captured this photo of me earlier. If you’re wondering who I’m hiding from, it was a cabinet meeting so take your pick!
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For lent this year I’ve given up standing...
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Boris Johnson moved into my house exactly two years ago. It feels much longer.
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Best bit of TV all year twitter.com/scottygb/statu…
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Everyone knows who this is for… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.