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“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”
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“I can no longer, in good conscience, live with this Prime Minister. Either he goes, or I do”
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Classic kitten trick: send out the smallest, cutest one to sucker someone in and then… BAM reveal that they need to adopt all 12 of ya. Works every time.
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Time to clarify a few things:
1. I’m not “Boris Johnson’s cat”
2. Like all Prime Ministers, he’s only a temporary resident of Downing Street
3. I live here permanently. When he finally goes, I stay
4. Yes, it’s all very embarrassing but it will be over soon
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Wanted: New housemate for Westminster based feline. Recently decorated house includes excellent security, lightly used office space and large garden, suitable for hosting parties. Deep clean required.
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Rishi Sunak is becoming Prime Minister. His family is loaded so caviar and lobster on the menu for me from tomorrow.
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“I quit; everyone else is resigning and I don’t want to get stuck here with just Boris Johnson”
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12 years ago today I was appointed Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office and moved into Downing Street. I’ve already outlasted four Prime Ministers and have been in charge here longer than Thatcher, Blair, Churchill and Disraeli.
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To the best of my knowledge Rishi Sunak will be the first Prime Minister who can magically change the colour of ring binders…
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“I am willing to serve as caretaker Prime Minister because that’s frankly less ridiculous than the idea of Boris Johnson hanging around a minute longer” #YesWeCat #LarryForPM
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To answer some of your questions:
- No I’m not “Rishi Sunak’s cat”
- I live here permanently, politicians are temporary residents
- Some of them very temporary
- I agree, he’s not off to a great start
- No, I’ve not found his wallet. Yet.
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Here are the separate private jets that Liz Truss and her “friend” Boris Johnson used to travel from London to Aberdeen. Both journeys will be charged to UK taxpayers.
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There are decades when nothing happens and there are weeks when decades happen.
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Tomorrow people in England aren’t being given freedom by the government; they’re being handed the blame for what comes next. Please take care of yourselves and each other x
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First they came for the parody accounts… and I was pretty shocked, because there are actual Nazis on this platform that should probably be dealt with first. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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Competence. twitter.com/thehill/status…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.