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“When you think they can’t possibly do a worse job, they somehow manage it. Every promise is broken and people have had enough. Ask the country if they’d rather have Boris or me in charge and I’d win a landslide”
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UK CAT ADVISORY: I’m sorry to report that humans will again be spending more time in your homes. Our advice is to make the most of their presence by requesting additional treats and maybe a second lunch.
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While I appreciate this lockdown is bad news for a lot of people, it feels particularly harsh on those of us who are forced to share a house with Boris Johnson.
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Did the UK government get everything right during the first wave of the pandemic? No
But has it learned from those mistakes to ensure they’re not repeated? Also no.
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Today’s scenes from Washington DC are shocking. Hopefully it will give these elected representatives cause for reflection:
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A video the Prime Minister wouldn’t want you to watch today:
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Sir Kim Darroch was the UK’s ambassador to the US. He predicted Trump’s presidency could “crash and burn” and “end in disgrace” for which he was made to leave his role. How right he was and how sorry those who didn’t back him should be.
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2,251,238 strikes and you’re out... twitter.com/TwitterSafety/…
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Please RT if you’d “clamour” for an appointment “late into the night or early in the morning” if it got you the vaccine earlier... twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
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I know lots of you won’t have time to watch #PMQs but here’s a summary of Boris Johnson’s performance today:
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Cats gonna cat... twitter.com/Charlietrypsin…
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It’ll take more than double glazing to keep a cat inside! twitter.com/Libmoggy/statu…
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Translation: I now delete all my tweets because people kept embarrassing me by sharing ridiculous things I’ve said.
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A government made huge errors that had dreadful consequences; it then admitted to those errors, took responsibility for them and has resigned. Can’t see it catching on...
bbc.co.uk/news/world-eur…
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I’m not sure which of you needs to hear this, but you’re doing great. I know you don’t feel like you are (nobody does) but I’m proud of you and we’re getting through this together x
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CAT CHECK: Priti Patel is the Home Secretary, as she was in March 2020 - the department she leads is responsible for controlling the UK’s borders. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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The US finally got round to turning itself off and back on again...
#InaugurationDay
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Now the hard work begins...
#InaugurationDay
(brilliant cartoon journalism by @mortenmorland)
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“I wonder how long the smell of fake tan lingers for?”
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@POTUS I understand you’re looking for a White House cat - may I send you my resume?
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Some exciting news - my friend @ElizabethRadcl5 has written a book about me and my Downing Street adventures for children to enjoy:
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.