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“If you’re over 40 you can now get your booster jab 3 months after your second dose of vaccine. Please book today and the NHS will look after you. I’m sorry a member of the government isn’t here to tell you this. They’re hiding.”
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Tomorrow people in England aren’t being given freedom by the government; they’re being handed the blame for what comes next. Please take care of yourselves and each other x
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UK Government keeping out covid variants:
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This guy again! twitter.com/AP_Images/stat…
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Not to overly concern my friends in the States, but Boris Johnson was born in New York so don’t be surprised if he runs to be US President one day…
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“Is he still in there? Then I’m fine right here thanks”
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Lots of people asking whether it’s Liz Truss or Jeremy Hunt who’s in charge.
It’s neither. I am.
I’ll be here long after they’re both gone.
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Anyone know any good eviction bailiffs in London? It’s for a thing…
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My pal @LightHackers knocking on to let me in. Night all x
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“I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your service.”
Never has a truer statement been made.
Farewell Ma’am.
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Politicians come and go; I remain. twitter.com/BBCBreakfast/s…
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417 years ago today a gang led by Robert Catesby and including Guy Fawkes attempted to destroy parliament. In their memory the Conservative Party now attempt the same most weeks. #BonfireNight
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Morning Charlie! twitter.com/BBCBreakfast/s…
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You had your chance Liz and Rishi, but it’s time for a real leader. #Larry4Leader #YesWeCat
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Here are the separate private jets that Liz Truss and her “friend” Boris Johnson used to travel from London to Aberdeen. Both journeys will be charged to UK taxpayers.
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I’ve never been prouder to be British.
#PlatinumPartyAtThePalace
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Me after Christmas dinner, dessert, cheese, chocolates, sweets and leftovers x
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My ultimatum has received more RTs and likes than the resignation of the actual Chancellor of the Exchequer.
I love Twitter.
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Good news for cats: Lots of humans are returning to work today meaning they won’t be around at home to meddle in our business.
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Boris Johnson is out. Those 100 MPs who were definitely, absolutely, positively backing him will be devastated.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.