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Don’t worry everyone, the government have put new fuel tanker drivers in place…
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Today is #InternationalCatDay; expect all cats to strut around like we own the place. Expect the same tomorrow too.
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Go to bed everyone. I’ll let you know when Boris Johnson finishes sulking and is ready to put his big boy pants on and admit to you all that he’s finished.
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I know Twitter isn’t always a friendly place, but I want to say thanks for showing me the best of it with the love you’ve given me on here for 10 years - it means the world to me x
(Pic Justin Tallis - AFP)
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The Tories are trying their fourth new leader in just six years. If this one fails too they might be forced to admit that the problem is with the entire party…
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If Boris Johnson hasn’t resigned by 10am I will be forced to crap in his shoes. #DowningStreetSiege
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Lots of world leaders are in the UK for the Queen’s funeral. Many of them are visiting me on Downing Street and some are saying hi to Liz Truss while they’re here too…
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The key thing to remember is that I live here permanently, the politicians just lodge with me for a bit until they’re fired. They all work out sooner or later that it’s me that runs the place... #Larryversary
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78 years ago Auschwitz was liberated. More than one million children, women and men were murdered there as part of the Holocaust. A dark lesson of history; humanity owes it to each of the victims to ensure it will never happen again. #HolocaustMemorialDay
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If you’ve ever wondered just how misleading Fox News can be, watch what their viewers have been told about why Boris Johnson has resigned as Prime Minister:
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Is there a filter for Zoom that turns cats into lawyers?
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There’s life in the old cat yet! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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11 candidates to be the next Conservative Prime Minister and none of them talking about the things that actually matter:
- How many cat treats an hour?
- Is it possible squeeze in an extra meal between breakfast and brunch?
- A guarantee on tummy rubs?
The public demand to know!
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How it started How it’s going
#Larryversary
(Pic @JeffOvers)
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I’ve just told Truss the same things I told Johnson when he took the job:
Work hard, follow the rules, treat people with respect and never lie to the pubic. I just hope she was paying more attention than he did…
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Strike the pose…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Looking to the week ahead…
(Photo @LightHackers)
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If anyone’s wondering, Boris Johnson hasn’t been in the office all week. It’s for the best; don’t worry, I’m keeping an eye on things. Have a lovely weekend x
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Truss doesn’t like the wallpaper… #kitileaks
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I’m willing to put my name forward… twitter.com/mbarc52/status…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.