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“He’s had enough chances; I’m taking over.” #lockdownextension
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You’ll already have seen this picture of Conservative minister Andrea Jenkyns giving the finger to the public. I can reveal that she’s not swearing at them, just confirming the number of weeks she’ll be in the role.
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This posed photo opportunity took place in Oxfordshire, in case you’re wondering where the “frontline” is
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Not sure what Elon Musk has spent $44bn on; I’ve owned Twitter since the day I joined.
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As Tory members vote on my new lodger a reminder that there is one permanent resident at this address.
(Photo @LightHackers)
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For people asking if I attended the law breaking Downing Street parties, a straightforward answer: No.
I have a strict policy of leaving any room that Boris Johnson enters. #OneRuleForThem
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Year 13 of service starts today! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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11 years ago today I arrived at Downing Street to start my job as Chief Mouser. In truth I didn’t know the scale of the challenges I’d face, but I’ve been overwhelmed with the love and support I’ve been given x
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My pal @StefanRousseau caught me looking particularly resplendent this afternoon
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While I appreciate this lockdown is bad news for a lot of people, it feels particularly harsh on those of us who are forced to share a house with Boris Johnson.
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“What can I say? There are hotels with a lower turnover of residents than Downing Street these days. The people of Britain deserve much better than this succession of inadequates” #torychaos
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@MarcusRashford @spectator It’s simple Marcus: people who aren’t inclined to think about the well-being of others are suspicious of those who do, which reflects poorly on them. Keep up the good work sir.
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“No, I can’t believe he’s still here either” #Partygate
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By this time next week I’ll know who my new lodger is, so at least there’s that to look forward to. Enjoy the weekend x
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CAT ADVISORY NOTICE: It’s currently 0c in London; all cats are instructed to get inside, find the warmest spot in the house and remain there until Spring. Instructions for humans on how frequently to provide meals and snacks will follow.
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@Keir_Starmer Do you like cats? Asking for a friend…
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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
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Liz Truss is a former Prime Minister, she just doesn’t know it yet.
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Wishing you all a very happy Easter x
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.