1
“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”
2
“I can no longer, in good conscience, live with this Prime Minister. Either he goes, or I do”
5
Time to clarify a few things:
1. I’m not “Boris Johnson’s cat”
2. Like all Prime Ministers, he’s only a temporary resident of Downing Street
3. I live here permanently. When he finally goes, I stay
4. Yes, it’s all very embarrassing but it will be over soon
6
Classic kitten trick: send out the smallest, cutest one to sucker someone in and then… BAM reveal that they need to adopt all 12 of ya. Works every time.
7
Rishi Sunak is becoming Prime Minister. His family is loaded so caviar and lobster on the menu for me from tomorrow.
8
12 years ago today I was appointed Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office and moved into Downing Street. I’ve already outlasted four Prime Ministers and have been in charge here longer than Thatcher, Blair, Churchill and Disraeli.
10
There are decades when nothing happens and there are weeks when decades happen.
11
They should put this on stamp.
(Photo @LightHackers)
13
Competence. twitter.com/thehill/status…
15
Wanted: New housemate for Westminster based feline. Recently decorated house includes excellent security, lightly used office space and large garden, suitable for hosting parties. Deep clean required.
17
To answer some of your questions:
- No I’m not “Rishi Sunak’s cat”
- I live here permanently, politicians are temporary residents
- Some of them very temporary
- I agree, he’s not off to a great start
- No, I’ve not found his wallet. Yet.
18
“I quit; everyone else is resigning and I don’t want to get stuck here with just Boris Johnson”
19
To the best of my knowledge Rishi Sunak will be the first Prime Minister who can magically change the colour of ring binders…
21
It’s has been a pleasure to serve you all for these last 12 years. If you’re ever asked if you have a cat, but don’t have the joy of one at home, know that you can answer yes; because I am yours and always will be x
(Pic @PjrFoto)
22
Terrible to hear about Piers Morgan. Not the fact his account’s been hacked, just terrible to hear about him.
23
Today we celebrate Boxing Day in the UK, so named because cats spend the day exploring empty boxes discarded from Christmas Day*
*This may not be true
24
“I am willing to serve as caretaker Prime Minister because that’s frankly less ridiculous than the idea of Boris Johnson hanging around a minute longer” #YesWeCat #LarryForPM
25
That did the job. No need to thank me. twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.