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So incredibly sorry to share the news that Rolling Stone Charlie Watts has passed away. He was a legend who wouldn’t even let the lack of a drum kit get in the way of rocking:
twitter.com/Lligo_Rock/sta…
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The face that runs the place
(Pic @PjrFoto)
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I have good news and bad news about my friend Schrödinger's cat…
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- Theresa May became Prime Minister saying that “Brexit means Brexit”
- It turned out that nobody actually knew what Brexit meant
- She called an election and lost the majority
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You can decide whether I’m yawning, laughing or screaming… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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This is not photoshopped.
thecritic.co.uk/the-incredible…
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Don’t worry everyone - I always keep an eye on him
(Photo @justin_ng)
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Unlike some Downing Street inhabitants, I know it’s rude not to make an effort with your appearance…
(Pic: @PjrFoto)
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Short answer: No
Long answer: Noooooooooooooo twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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Hypothesis: As the UK death toll rises, the government’s flags get bigger. Current status:
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Boris Johnson #partygate:
1. There were no parties
2. I’m disgusted to learn there were parties, which I didn’t know about
3. I personally attended a BYOB party, which I was invited to, believing it to be a work event
4. I apologise that you don’t think it was a work event
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A Sunday that feels like a Saturday after a Saturday that felt like a Sunday is somewhat confusing…
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My pal @PoliticalPics took this picture of me behind bars
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Today Boris Johnson is reading out a speech to explain what “levelling up” actually means. It will be full of specific targets and commitments and lay out a detailed… nah, just kidding, it‘s the usual nonsensical waffle.
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The public don’t like being lied to and treated like idiots. Johnson will become very familiar with the sound of booing.
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Haters will say the hat is photoshopped… Merry Christmas all! twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
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My “just woken up from a nap and it’s raining” face.
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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We could do with a few more days like this twitter.com/BBCArchive/sta…
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Government appointments to be announced this week:
Monday - Ian Botham, Trade Envoy
Tuesday - Judy Finnigan, Head of Ofgem
Wednesday - Bananarama, Attorneys General
Thursday - Timmy Mallet, Black Rod
Friday - Wolf from Gladiators, UN Ambassador
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I’d just heard that Sunak has released a video to make him look good but chose a Gary Glitter song for the music… twitter.com/imageplotter/s…
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My pal @SwainITV caught me pretending to be Sue Gray at the door to scare Johnson…
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It’s good to see that Boris Johnson finally rose to the occasion at his final #PMQs and answered questions directly and with professional courtesy and humil… Nah, of course not. He lost his temper, garbled his words and threw a temper tantrum a toddler would be proud of. Ta-ra.
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Hitler 🤝 Putin
Despot triggering an escalation of a war by dragging Poland into it.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.