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“Thatcher helped dentists by taking milk from schoolchildren” twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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The sentinel twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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Operation Red Meat plans:
Sunday - scrap the BBC
Monday - Navy gunships to target asylum seekers
Tuesday - Reinstate the death penalty
Wednesday - Paint a huge Union Jack on white cliffs of Dover
Thursday - Bring back national service
Friday - Invade somewhere
#kitileaks
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If you’re wondering why Zahawi’s finally been removed from government, here’s your answer: It’s been revealed that Sunak knew about his tax issues before appointing him so he’s now desperate for people to stop asking questions
theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/j…
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1. It is right to require face coverings indoors to slow transmission
2. It’s galling that request is coming from a man and a government who have repeatedly undermined the importance of face coverings by refusing to wear them twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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Makes me wonder which cabinet minister has a friend from university whose pedalo manufacturing company is about to land a £200m contract for a luxury yacht
theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/m…
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Still going strong! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Giving the people what they want; more Larry! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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I’ll be less polite than Sam. At a time when the public need politicians to do their job, the government has decided they shouldn’t. Voters remember that sort of thing. twitter.com/Samfr/status/1…
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‘Twas the night before the night before Christmas and all through the house, cats were interfering with people trying to wrap presents…
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Leaving at this stage preserves no dignity, it just draws attention to how long you’ve been happy to remain complicit. twitter.com/sajidjavid/sta…
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While it’s obviously good that Zahawi has finally been removed from office, here are some things that aren’t so good:
1. Despite sacking him, Sunak told Zahawi he should be “extremely proud”
2. Zahawi will be entitled to £16,876 of compensation for being sacked in disgrace
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Kudos to whoever chose the music for the Soverign’s Parade at Sandhurst
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“We will not give up; we will not lose. We will fight to the end on sea, in the air, we will continue fighting for our land whatever the cost, we will fight in the forests, in the fields, on the shores, in the streets”
Many try to sound like Churchill; Zelensky leads like him twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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On this Good Friday remember the most important of Jesus’ commandments: “Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself… unless they’re refugees, in which case export them pronto”
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Though he be but little, he is fierce
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Wishing a happy Burns Night to all my friends celebrating the immortal bard #BurnsNight
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Boris Johnson personally blocking HS2 railway to Leeds:
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The elected representative for Dover would do well to consult her bible: “Be sure to welcome strangers into your home. By doing this, some people have welcomed angels as guests, without even knowing it” - Hebrews 13.2
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A government minister literally saying that the rules (which they make) don’t apply to them. Shocking. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…
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Romeo and Juliet
twitter.com/buitengebieden…
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As good? Better. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.