576
Politicians come and go; I’m here to stay.
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
577
An answer that’s in no way suspicious or concerning from the Prime Minister:
578
It’s very kind of @krishgm and the Channel 4 News team to grill my potential lodgers. Don’t want a repeat of the last guy…
#C4LeaderDebate
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If you’re not furious then you’re not paying attention:
theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/d…
581
“Paint me like one of your French cats” twitter.com/imageplotter/s…
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I mean, sure he was recently rejected in an actual election and had the bright idea of subsidising people to eat indoors while an airborne virus was killing tens of thousands of people, but, you know, lobster and caviar.
583
‘twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Because I’d eaten it.
584
While the evidence suggests otherwise, I’ve not been sleeping on Boris Johnson’s head
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
585
My good friend @PoliticalPics snapped me this morning. A time of new beginnings but some of us old guard remain x
587
What she actually said is “camilla will be Queen over my dead body” twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
588
Sliding into action
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
589
They’re going to try to privatise the Church of England, aren’t they?
590
You don’t want to know what I’m doing here… (photo @PoliticalPics)
591
How convenient that a photographer just happened to be standing in the sea…
593
Good news for anyone out there worrying about energy prices; leaving the EU means the government can lower them substantially so I’m certain they’ll do that any day now…
594
Apologies, turns out that’s the new rural affairs minister.
595
My good pal @hannahdev has written this excellent piece explaining why I gave that fox short shrift last week.
In short: Don’t f*%k with cats…
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
597
January is over, the clocks go forward next month and Spring is on its way. One long cat nap should do it!
598
Boris Johnson, speaking in parliament on 8th July 2021: “I am sure they will be aware that there is no military path to victory for the Taliban”
37 days later:
theguardian.com/world/2021/aug…
599
This is like Johnson and Raab have skim read a badly translated book on how to behave like normal people. They are so very, very strange.
600
The government have reached the point where they’re claiming they’d like to help but their computers won’t let them.
Their. Computers. Won’t. Let. Them. twitter.com/BloombergUK/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.