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Joke candidate arrives at London count. Also pictured, Count Binface. twitter.com/CountBinface/s…
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Christmas jumpers have been around longer than you might realise…
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BREAKING: Conservative MPs are going to vote tonight on if they have confidence in Boris Johnson to carry out the role of Prime Minister. Incredibly, some of them are expected to say that they do.
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Today is #NationalPetDay in the United States. Expect all cats to strut around like we own the place, so basically the same as every day.
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Two years ago today there was a general election in the UK. Given what’s happened since, I wonder how many people regret how they voted that day?
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India still hasn’t been added to the red travel list for the UK. I’m entirely unrelated news, Boris Johnson is due to visit India in just over a week. twitter.com/EricTopol/stat…
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Delivery of my new scratching post, captured by @PoliticalPics
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I love my job; just a shame it involves waking up to this:
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—- U R G E N T T E L E G R A M —-
SUPPLIES OF DREAMIES DANGEROUSLY LOW STOP
DOWN TO LAST 27 BAGS STOP
SORT IT OUT STOP
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Always with Pride.
(Photo @LightHackers)
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This is worth 400 seconds of anyone’s time. If you disagree with what he says, Boris Johnson will be glad for your support.
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Wishing all my friends in Wales and around the world a very happy St David’s Day. Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus!
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Wishing my friends around the world who are celebrating an enjoyable and enriching Diwali 🪔
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Disneyland is not home to rodents, says Mickey Mouse twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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A quick word on my old pal Palmerston (@DiploMog), who served as the Foreign Office cat. It’s true that we didn’t always agree, but I miss him and hope he’s enjoying his retirement in the countryside #Larryversary
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I’ve got hold of the concrete policies announced in Johnson’s speech:
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British weather:
Too cold and wet
Too cold and wet
Too cold and wet
Too cold and wet
Too cold and wet
Too cold and wet
Sun...
Too hot
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I do my best… twitter.com/ThePoke/status…
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The facts are crystal clear: the UK has a below average number of asylum applications based on our size. This “crisis” is (yet another) failure of government to handle the routine.
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Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak won’t be isolating.
*a very short amount of time later*
Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak will be isolating.
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CAT CHECK: Priti Patel is the Home Secretary, as she was in March 2020 - the department she leads is responsible for controlling the UK’s borders. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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I can’t repeat what I told them, but it rhymes with “duck cough” twitter.com/TIME/status/16…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.