1226
I can’t comment on who’s responsible for the large cat turd in Boris Johnson’s shoe as I don’t want to prejudge Sue Gray’s independent investigation… #PMQs
1227
I’m not saying that Boris Johnson is keen to avoid #PMQs tomorrow but he’s been shaking hands with everyone in the covid ward again… #kitileaks
1228
“Unlike Boris Johnson I can tell you that I wasn’t at the Downing Street drinks party during lockdown because, unlike Boris Johnson, I don’t think the rules are just for other people.”
1229
“Because of overdose of adrenaline when I was having an affair… it’s physically impossible for me to tell the truth.”
1230
Johnson sent the following messages the day before and the day after he hosted a drinks party. He knew that you were making sacrifices that he wasn’t. He claimed to be following the rules when he wasn’t. He thanked the carers and the NHS when his actions were harming them.
1231
Multiple members of this government have debased themselves and the offices they hold by pedalling lies in a failed attempt to make the story go away. Every lie they tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later that debt must be paid…
1232
This is from Downing Street on the day of the drinks party. It was likely getting by set up outside when Oliver Dowden (now Conservative Chair) said:"You can meet 1 person outside your household, in an outdoor public place, provided that you stay 2m apart”
1233
Boris Johnson told the House of Commons that there will be consequences for those who broke the rules. He knew that would have to include him if this came out. He assumed you wouldn’t find out. You have.
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Helpfully here’s crystal clear guidance from the Metropolitan Police from the actual day this drinks party happened at Number 10 twitter.com/metpoliceuk/st…
1235
Boris Johnson received this email. Did he…
A) Tell his team that it was obviously inappropriate because of the rules they had put in place for the country
B) Attend the drinks party himself twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
1236
The licence fee is worth every penny. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1237
Johnson will claim this was a work meeting and that BYOB stood for “bring your own biro” twitter.com/timespolitics/…
1238
Cats gonna cat.
boredpanda.com/vitamix-cats-b…
1239
The Manchester Arena and 2005 London bombings, the Grenfell and Kings Cross fires, the Munich air, Clutha, Aberfan and Hillsborough disasters.
If each of these tragedies occurred daily, the death toll would not match the number of lives lost to covid in the UK until 7th December twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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1241
Nigel Farage, sowing: Hell yeah, this is great
Nigel Farage, reaping: I don’t like this at all
1242
He’d wrecked the place within a week; I’m the only cat in the world who worries about the human leaving hair on the settee… twitter.com/RobDotHutton/s…
1243
1/6 - Never Furrget twitter.com/POTUS/status/1…
1244
Plus the dog ate his homework, he was washing his hair and he wasn’t even in when it happened… It doesn’t matter whether Lord Geidt and other establishment figures choose to believe him; it matters whether you do. twitter.com/SebastianEPayn…
1245
Norwich cat surprised to find humans in her kitchen
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
1246
Strange how those who claim to want to protect our heritage and traditions are so ignorant of it. Trial by jury has been part of English law for more than 800 years; these “conservative” commentators would do well to reflect on that.
1248
Boris Johnson is best handled the same way as a questionable Christmas present; always keep receipts. twitter.com/BethRigby/stat…
1249
I’m not limping, just walking with style.
(Pic @PjrFoto)
1250
This is of course a joke. This was actually in response to a question seeking advice and clarification during a public health crisis.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.