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RT if your workplace doesn’t have a specialist wine fridge.
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This week’s revelations have put a real downer on tonight’s Downing Street party - very little break-dancing and I doubt they’ll even get through the first suitcase of booze.
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5. Be forced to apologise to the ACTUAL QUEEN for having a party the night before her husband’s funeral.
Going well then.
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The Queen next time she sees Boris Johnson:
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Off with their heads!
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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Looking forward to the section in the Sue Gray report explaining that the presence of a lightsaber means a party is actually a Jedi work event…
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UK public reacts as another Downing Street party is revealed
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The only sensible response to Johnson being in the house for a week: twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
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Looks like Boris Johnson will need to lie to Her Majesty again… twitter.com/Tony_Diver/sta…
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Anyone got somewhere that I can live for a week?
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On the look out for “work events”
(Pic @LightHackers)
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“Sorry Sharon, but it would be inappropriate for me to comment on this until Sue Gray has completed her investigation”
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Boris Johnson #partygate:
1. There were no parties
2. I’m disgusted to learn there were parties, which I didn’t know about
3. I personally attended a BYOB party, which I was invited to, believing it to be a work event
4. I apologise that you don’t think it was a work event
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England squad enjoying a “work event” #PMQs
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Have you accidentally attended a drinks party at your home that you were invited to, believing it was actually a work meeting? You may require legal representation…
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“I once attempted to persuade the UK public that I don’t know the difference between a garden drinks party and a work meeting” #PMQs
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Do you accept Boris Johnson’s “apology”? #PMQs
1222
Wanted: New housemate for Westminster based feline. Recently decorated house includes excellent security, lightly used office space and large garden, suitable for hosting parties. #PMQs
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Sure enough Johnson has gone for the non-apology apology, saying the public are wrong for believing that the Downing Street drinks party was against the guidance. He has misled parliament and will have to resign, just a matter now for how long he tries to cling on #PMQs
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Sorry latest huge crisis that threatens to topple this clown car of a government, you’ll have to wait in line… twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.