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Wishing my friends all around the world a very happy Christmas. Please reply with pictures of your cats (or less good animals) joining in the celebrations today x
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For there is born to you this day in the city of David a saviour, who is Christ the Lord
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Just saw the ghost of Christmas past heading to Boris Johnson’s bedroom…
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Such a shame for the government that this story has been revealed today when most people are busy doing other things - I’m sure they’ll be keen for lots of people to know about this U-turn in immigration policy. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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‘twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Because I’d eaten it.
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Father Christmas has finished compiling his naughty list for Downing Street…
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To sum this message up in a word: Prick twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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‘Twas the night before the night before Christmas and all through the house, cats were interfering with people trying to wrap presents…
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God save the Queen… twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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It’s the longest night of the year here in the UK; Boris Johnson is on his fifth cheeseboard of the evening.
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This is like the cat equivalent of pancake day; going to have mine with sugar and lemon. twitter.com/NationalRobin/…
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My kind of yoga… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Fair play to the 23% of people who either have very low requirements from a Prime Minister or just bloody well love a cheeseboard twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK…
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A reminder of what Boris Johnson (pictured with wine and cheeseboard in previous post) told UK residents two days before the picture was taken
(h/t @AdamBienkov)
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Boris Johnson (pictured with wine and cheeseboard): “Those were people at work, talking about work."
Judge for yourself.
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If Christmas wishes came true…
(@LaughAtlantic)
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Feels like a long time since anyone in the government has talked about “following the science”
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“We won’t hesitate to take action,” says Boris Johnson, hesitating to take action.
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All in all, a solid morning’s work from Dominic Raab - the Secretary of State for Justice has basically revealed his colleagues committed a crime. twitter.com/AdamWagner1/st…
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Now to ITV. Tells them that nurses and doctors couldn’t do this within the rules. “They had work meetings throughout the day and on occasion had a drink during that period”
So drinking during work meetings is common at Downing Street. That explains a few things. twitter.com/GMB/status/147…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.