1251
How do you boil an egg?
Boris Johnson:
twitter.com/PorkethPie/sta…
1252
That’s right, after two years and 150,000 deaths the best he can come up with is “ride it out”. I’m so very sorry. #DowningStreetBriefing twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1253
Boris Johnson’s had a haircut; he must be in real trouble.
1254
Liz Truss insisted on an obscenely expensive lunch (£3000!!) at a private members’ club owned by a Tory donor. You picked up the bill. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
1255
A Sunday that feels like a Saturday after a Saturday that felt like a Sunday is somewhat confusing…
1257
I know you’ll know this anyway, but there was nothing stopping the UK from having crowns on pint glasses while in the EU. Could have had crown shaped pint glasses.
theguardian.com/politics/2021/…
1258
All good things come to an end. Rubbish things come to an end too. Happy New Year! X
1259
Farewell Betty; you truly were golden xx
1260
Stick him in a sauna, whack the temperature up, make the footage available for a donation and give the proceeds to survivors of sexual abuse twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1261
Boris Johnson throwing quite the work meeting this evening…
1262
If I were the Prime Minister, I’d prefer it if my siblings didn’t directly link me to a convicted child sex trafficker, while expressing sympathy for the convicted child sex trafficker in a magazine that I used to edit. Maybe that’s just me.
1263
RT if you think I look like a kitten twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1264
#WhereisJohnson - working hard to solve the shortage of PCR and lateral flow tests… nah, just kidding, he’s watching Bargain Hunt in his pants
1265
An answer that’s in no way suspicious or concerning from the Prime Minister:
1266
Tuesday?! Days have lost all meaning. The calendar is now just defined by eating and sleeping. You are all officially cats.
1267
Boris Johnson: twitter.com/GdnPolitics/st…
1268
No need to wear a seatbelt, just try not to crash… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1269
Boris Johnson is being briefed on the latest coronavirus figures by the experts that he’s been ignoring. His response rhymes with “clucking bell”
#kitileaks
1271
Boxing Day:
What the rest of the world thinks it is v What it actually is
1272
Happy Boxing Day / Asking what “Boxing Day” is day! Join the celebrations by replying with a picture of your cat (or lesser animal) exploring an empty box from yesterday’s festivities
1273
If Natalie Elphicke, or any other Conservative MP, can provide details on how those abroad can apply for and be granted asylum in the UK so they don’t need to undertake a treacherous Channel crossing, I’ll gladly share it and ask my followers to do the same
1274
The elected representative for Dover would do well to consult her bible: “Be sure to welcome strangers into your home. By doing this, some people have welcomed angels as guests, without even knowing it” - Hebrews 13.2
1275
If you have 15 minutes to spare this Christmas Day and love animals then have a scroll through the replies to my tweet from earlier. Wonderful to see so many happy cats. And even the mutts. twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.