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Just a senior Tory MP accusing the government of blackmailing people including threatening to withhold public funding from places that need it. Operation Big Dog is going splendidly. twitter.com/joepike/status…
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The UK has the highest death rate from covid in Europe and one of the highest in the world. How much higher would it have been if Johnson and his government had got the big things wrong?
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“You are sat there too long for the good you have done. In the name of God go.”
David Davis rubbing the big dog’s nose in it... #PMQs
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Describing this #PMQs performance of Boris Johnson as a car crash would be unfair on actual car crashes.
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The Vice Chair of the Conservative Party Andrew Bowie has just said Boris Johnson should be considering his position. Absolutely agree; everyone else is… #PMQs
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Still, at least Boris Johnson and his team get to have a leaving party…
1183
How did Boris Johnson go from being unbeatable to beaten? Two ways; gradually and then suddenly.
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Global. Britain. twitter.com/GhanaMFA/statu…
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YOU MADE THE RULES; YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE NEEDED WARNING twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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It’s a poorly behaved puppy. Walking Dilyn the dog. twitter.com/mikegalsworthy…
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Big dog about to be put down… twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
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Sue Gray’s already busy, is there another civil servant with a strong reputation who can investigate this? twitter.com/lara_spirit/st…
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That’ll be a yes then. Pictures to leak around an hour after the Sue Gray report I’d imagine. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…
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For anyone who hasn’t seen, “Operation Red Meat” is an actual thing. Parodying this government is officially impossible.
ca.movies.yahoo.com/movies/operati…
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What happened to waiting for Sue Gray to deliver her report before coming to conclusions?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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Operation Red Meat plans:
Sunday - scrap the BBC
Monday - Navy gunships to target asylum seekers
Tuesday - Reinstate the death penalty
Wednesday - Paint a huge Union Jack on white cliffs of Dover
Thursday - Bring back national service
Friday - Invade somewhere
#kitileaks
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Some of us aren’t scared to leave the house… twitter.com/imageplotter/s…
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“Johnson has said he’ll only come out of his bedroom if you all stop being mean about him” #kitileaks
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We like to be warm. twitter.com/CNN/status/147…
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I object to the term “cat run” - this was a “moron corridor”
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They’ll wait enough time for the cabinet and certain MPs to make fools of themselves by saying the matter is closed and then release the video of him doing the Macarena next to Sue Gray… twitter.com/CountBinface/s…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.