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Boris Johnson: “You must now wait until the police investigation is completed for the full report”
MPs: “Will you publish the full report?”
Boris Johnson: No
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Tory MPs: “We won’t judge until we hear from Sue Gray”
Sue Gray: “I’ve uncovered wrongdoing at 12 events that require criminal investigation. I conclude these events should not have been allowed to take place and there were serious failings of leadership.
Over to you…
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In total the Sue Gray report identifies 16 parties and events where rules were believed to be broken. 12 (TWELVE) of these are now being investigated by the Metropolitan Police.
1130
Sue Gray’s update reveals that there was a “gathering” in Boris Johnson’s flat on 13th November:
assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/upl…
1131
Will he provide drinks and nibbles? twitter.com/SebastianEPayn…
1132
#kitileaks Boris Johnson’s staff reading the Sue Gray report
1133
For those saying “he’ll answer questions about it this afternoon” I can assure you he won’t. People will ask questions and he’ll say some stuff. That’s not the same thing.
1134
Sue Gray’s report has been delivered to Downing Street. Boris Johnson will lie to parliament about it this afternoon. #kitileaks
1135
Let’s start with some Christian Repentance shall we? twitter.com/FraserNelson/s…
1136
50 years ago today a horrific event took place in Northern Ireland. 13 lives were taken by people serving in the British army. It became known as Bloody Sunday and it casts a shadow five decades later. We remember what happened. Always.
bbc.co.uk/newsround/6008…
1137
Putin orders supplies of Battenberg to the front line twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1138
First rule of cats: If you want them to come to you, they won’t; if you want them to stay away from you, they won’t do that either
1140
@POTUS Hey I just saw you
And this is crazy
But here’s my handle
So DM me maybe?
1141
“How YOU doin’?” twitter.com/Reuters/status…
1142
@nytimes Give me a call Willow, I’ll explain how we run this
1143
Welcome to the political felines team Willow AKA FCOTUS! twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/…
1144
@FLOTUS First Cat of the United States?!
1145
A man is in the front room and his wife is in the kitchen. She says: “Smoked salmon or chicken?”
He says: “Oh, love, smoked salmon”
She says: “You’re having soup fatty, I was talking to the cat…”
RIP Barry Cryer
1146
Rather than listen to Boris Johnson and his colleagues defend the indefensible, listen to this. Please:
1147
My pal @SwainITV caught me pretending to be Sue Gray at the door to scare Johnson…
1148
77 years ago Auschwitz was liberated. More than one million children, women and men were murdered there as part of the Holocaust. A dark lesson of history; humanity owes it to each of the victims to ensure it will never happen again. #HolocaustMemorialDay
1149
He’s an Etonian, who went to Oxford, had a column in The Daily Telegraph, has been Foreign Secretary, leads the Conservative Party and is the Prime Minister. What the hell does “the Establishment” look like?!
1150
Timing is everything… twitter.com/NanettevdLaan/…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.