1151
Below is a clip of Boris Johnson saying it was “nonsense” that he intervened to get animals evacuated from Afghanistan. Here are emails just released by the Foreign Affairs Select Committee which prove that he was lying. Ambushed by facts. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1152
BBC BREAKING NEWS: Larry is in the building
(sorry to take attention @BenBrownBBC)
1153
Sending my love to my friends marking Republic Day in India and Australia Day. The UK’s impact on both nations has many shameful chapters which it’s important to recognise alongside the celebrations of the many qualities that make both such special places.
1154
Big day on Downing Street so reassuring the public with my presence twitter.com/AndrewStuart/s…
1155
Not convinced they tested this line enough in the focus groups before rolling it out…
1156
#Kitileaks Sue Gray has completed her report. It will be published in full in the next 24 hours. Given its contents the Prime Minister will either resign, be forced from office or permanently disgrace the Conservative Party if it continues to enable him.
1157
And a very happy St Dwynwen’s Day for my friends in Wales and elsewhere who are celebrating.
Diwmod Santes Dwynwen Hapus!
1158
A very happy Burns Night to those of you toasting the immortal memory of Robert Burns - my cousin, McLazza, shall be celebrating by eating the great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
#BurnsNight
1159
This changes everything; Tories will now have to say we can’t come to conclusions “until the *police* investigation is complete” rather than “until the Sue Gray investigation is complete”. Game changer. twitter.com/Peston/status/…
1160
When you see anyone defending Johnson’s behaviour or dismissing the events as irrelevant, ask yourself one question: would they say the same thing if it had been a Labour Prime Minister? If the answer is no, you can safely ignore them.
1162
“When I saw the Colin the Caterpillar cake held by my wife and our interior designer I believed implicitly that this was a work event.” twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1163
@BBCNews “When I saw the Colin the Caterpillar cake held by my wife and our interior designer I believed implicitly that this was a work event.”
1164
Josephine set an example for the Prime Minister, the Prime Minister didn’t follow it. twitter.com/BorisJohnson/s…
1166
Someone tell Sue Gray she needs to add another chapter… twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
1167
David Cameron is turning into Mike Ashley.
1168
It’s 730 on a Monday and Boris Johnson has already had to order an investigation into his government, this time into Islamophobia, which his team had already denied. Solid start to the week…
1169
Checking to make sure they’re not using it to sneak in more booze… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1171
There once was a politician named May
To her Brexit deal Tories said No Way
Johnson claimed he’d bring order
But created a border
And now his fate’s in the hands of Sue Gray
1173
Magnificent. twitter.com/kl_coop/status…
1174
I’ve been told that unless I stop tweeting nasty things about Boris Johnson I can’t go inside… happier out here anyway.
(Pic @LightHackers)
1175
Add this to the long list of current government scandals twitter.com/Dr_Dan_1/statu…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.