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There’s a nasty smell around Downing Street tonight; not sure if it’s the stench of corruption or what I just did in Rishi Sunak’s shoe…
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Ahead of the elections across the UK tomorrow, remember:
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This Conservative Party Conference feels like a staff meeting on the Titanic after they’d hit the iceberg…
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CAT ADVISORY: Given the rising temperatures in the UK, I recommend increasing time spent napping from 21 to 23 hours a day.
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YOU MADE THE RULES; YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE NEEDED WARNING twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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I’ve just watched the Matt Hancock video…
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Apologies, turns out that’s the new rural affairs minister.
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- Liz Truss was selected to replace Boris Johnson by members of the Conservative Party
- She announced a raft of unfunded tax cuts to “grow the economy”
- The economy collapsed
- She sacked her chancellor
- She resigned
Fin.
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My new scratching post has been delivered! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Wishing my friends around the world a happy new year; 2023 has arrived in London and your favourite feline remains in charge x
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Dreams can come true… #Larry4Leader #YesWeCat
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Police hunting for leads in the case of who left a “little present” in Liz Truss’ shoe…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Boris Johnson is on holiday in the EU again. Slovenia last week and now Greece. Given he’s such a patriot you’d think he might be able to find somewhere in the UK to spend his money.
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People seem to be getting the hang of it too twitter.com/Cat_Headley/st…
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“How YOU doin’?” twitter.com/Reuters/status…
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@OxfordDiplomat I’d get more votes too.
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People asking me if Boris Johnson is taking part in #LoveYourPetDay - I’m not his pet; I’m his line manager.
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There is no question that the French President is a friend of the United Kingdom. This moving statement from one Head of State on the passing of another makes the love and respect between our nations and peoples clear twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron…
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How embarrassing Liz Truss mistakenly read out the leaving speech for if she’d successfully served an entire term as Prime Minister, rather than the one where she was forced to resign after six weeks for being a disaster.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.