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Wishing my friends all around the world a very happy Christmas. Please reply with pictures of your cats (or less good animals) joining in the celebrations today x
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Don’t get too excited; Sunak will probably offer him the job again next week. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Some exciting news - my friend @ElizabethRadcl5 has written a book about me and my Downing Street adventures for children to enjoy:
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Most people “fund their lifestyle” with their salary. Johnson’s was £160,000 including free accommodation. Why did he need a foreign businessman writing cheques for him? What was he expecting in return? twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
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I’d like to tell you a story. It’s about a farm. An old fashioned farm that sold expensive milk, cheese and eggs. The people who owned the farm didn’t like change.
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Boris Johnson is meeting Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán. A despotic politician, who regularly spouts horrendous views... and the Prime Minister of Hungary.
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Like that bit in Jurassic Park where the T-Rex attacks the velociraptors
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Anyone got somewhere that I can live for a week?
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The thousands of brilliant scientists and medics from around the world who worked tirelessly are the reason we have the vaccines; Boris Johnson is the reason we were so very desperate for them. twitter.com/kateferguson4/…
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More children appearing on Zoom please politicians.
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The UK has the highest death rate from covid in Europe and one of the highest in the world. How much higher would it have been if Johnson and his government had got the big things wrong?
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Heartbreaking to hear that Sir David Amess has died. He gave his voice for cats and I thank him for his service.
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There are moments that the words don't reach
There is suffering too terrible to name
You hold your child as tight as you can
And push away the unimaginable
(Pic @NurPhoto words @Lin_Manuel)
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Welcome to the political felines team Willow AKA FCOTUS! twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/…
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On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them.
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The government’s advice: simply don’t require an ambulance twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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@spectator Examples of people with a “foreign-born” parent include The Prince of Wales, the Home Secretary, the Chancellor, the Foreign Secretary, all of the Prime Minister’s children, and Sir Winston Churchill.
Is that who you had in mind, Lionel?
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Boris Johnson has stayed in his pyjamas all day muttering “what’s the point?” - unfortunately that’s not unusual for a Friday… #kitileaks
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Pen and the team @Nowzad need help from the UK government that’s currently not coming. We’re watching. #OperationArk twitter.com/PenFarthing/st…
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I know you’ll know this anyway, but there was nothing stopping the UK from having crowns on pint glasses while in the EU. Could have had crown shaped pint glasses.
theguardian.com/politics/2021/…
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Has your train been cancelled again? Not to worry, just get someone else to pay for a private jet for you:
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
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@jaketapper With all due Respect Mr Tapper, this is what insanity looks like to us:
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Someone’s just asked me if I’m missing Boris
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.