826
Liz Truss might want to give it a few days before moving in; the cleaners can’t get the hair off the furniture and have had to open all the windows to shift the smell…
828
The people of Britain know they can count on me for stability. twitter.com/JakubKrupa/sta…
829
January’s over?! Kind of felt like it was here permanently. Be kind to us February, we’re fragile...
830
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but Noah’s just put in a big order at the timber yard...
831
“Yes 2022 has been dreadful but, hear me out, 2023 will be too” twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
832
A very happy St George’s Day to you all; appropriately the day one of England’s finest sons, William Shakespeare, was born.
A good day to slay your own personal dragon: Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!
833
That many people are resigning from Johnson’s government that they’ve run out of House of Commons paper and are having to sign the same letter: twitter.com/NeilDotObrien/…
834
Groundhog Day in the middle of lockdown feels somewhat superfluous...
835
Conservative MPs still don’t grasp that they can’t simply declare that this is over. That’s ultimately up to the electorate, who don’t like being dictated too by their elected representatives. Backing Johnson will just further the damage and the repercussions. #partygate
836
You will no doubt share my surprise that Boris Johnson personally granting a peerage to his billionaire Russian friend turns out to be dodgy as hell. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
837
“When I saw the Colin the Caterpillar cake held by my wife and our interior designer I believed implicitly that this was a work event.” twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
838
When a cat finds a comfortable spot... twitter.com/mrnickharvey/s…
840
The Tory party are the partner of a serial adulterer who keeps promising to change; they are weak and enthralled so keep accepting the lie and welcoming them back. Their fatal problem is they then hoist the cheater on the entire public, who can see his pants around his ankles…
842
English football clubs trying to join a European Super League; what part of Brexit means Brexit don’t they understand?!
843
Such a shame for the government that this story has been revealed today when most people are busy doing other things - I’m sure they’ll be keen for lots of people to know about this U-turn in immigration policy. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
844
#Kitileaks Sue Gray has completed her report. It will be published in full in the next 24 hours. Given its contents the Prime Minister will either resign, be forced from office or permanently disgrace the Conservative Party if it continues to enable him.
845
One set of rules for them, a different set of rules for the rest of us… twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/s…
846
He’s been gone a week but I’m still finding Boris’ hairs on the sofa…
847
Manic Street Preachers’ “If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next” would raise a few eyebrows… twitter.com/ChrisMasonBBC/…
848
Boris Johnson, March 2020: “I was at a hospital where there were a few coronavirus patients and I shook hands with everybody”
Boris Johnson, November 2021:
849
On my #Larryversary I want to thank my good friends at @Battersea_ Dogs and Cats Home - without them who knows where I’d be. Their help when I needed it gave me the opportunity to become the cat I am today.
850
My pal @KyleBarr5 has written about my role in the last few days. Enjoy.
gizmodo.com/boris-johnson-…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.