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I guess that means I’m in charge again…
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Thanks Europe, British kids are crying - hope you’re happy #Eurovision
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I object to the term “cat run” - this was a “moron corridor”
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For any of my friends unfamiliar with the circumstances of Johnson’s departure, this account is utter fantasy. The short explanation is that he’s haemorrhaged popularity following a long series of scandals so his party has dumped him because he’s become an electoral liability.
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Cats
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night…
(Photo @LightHackers)
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This carpet’s for me, right? twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Summary of Javid’s #DowningStreetBriefing: Cases are rising, deaths are rising and people are worried that the government isn’t doing anything, but I’m telling you that cases are rising and deaths are rising, which means the government has done something, so don’t worry…
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Forget politics and politicians.
Forget borders and documents.
These were humans. We failed them. They are dead. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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A good rule to live by twitter.com/Fern_Britton/s…
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Sir Larry does have a nice ring to it… twitter.com/politicalpics/…
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There once was a politician named May
To her Brexit deal Tories said No Way
Johnson claimed he’d bring order
But created a border
And now his fate’s in the hands of Sue Gray
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I’d say bookmark this, but you won’t be able to turn on your computer or charge your phone either…
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A government made huge errors that had dreadful consequences; it then admitted to those errors, took responsibility for them and has resigned. Can’t see it catching on...
bbc.co.uk/news/world-eur…
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I like to put on a show... twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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I’ve made sure Boris Johnson’s new work uniform is ready; anybody got a broom I can borrow? #BorisTheCaretaker
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Dear rest of the world - England and Scotland are busy for the next couple of hours and at least one of us is likely to be in a bit of a mood afterwards… #ENGSCO
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2,251,238 strikes and you’re out... twitter.com/TwitterSafety/…
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The @Lionesses are already winners but today they compete for a trophy as a reward for their efforts. I couldn’t be prouder to support them x #WEURO2022
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Good instructions for cat servants during this hot weather x twitter.com/CatsProtection…
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UK general election next year… #ticktock
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Not my best look… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them.
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The Downing Street resident everyone wants a picture with twitter.com/ianandmj/statu…
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My decade in power is international news! #Larryversary
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.