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92 years ago the BBC announced there was no news to report that day so they played piano music for 15 minutes. The good old days: bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…
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My pal @imageplotter caught me looking cute:
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Watching Johnson moving deckchairs on the titanic… sorry, reshuffling his cabinet. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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#dogsatpollingstations makes me laugh every time: a parade of dumb mutts tied to a lamppost, sitting on a cold pavement while I’m chilling at home like the complete boss that I am.
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Will recreate this in the new Downing Street briefing room as soon as possible so you have something to show for the £2.6m it cost... twitter.com/grace_panetta/…
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The obvious question that any UK citizen should ask is “Which rights do this government want to take away from me?” twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/s…
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Let me be clear, that’s not me saying this is a parody account. These tweets are all typed by my own paws, as they have been right from the start.
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That’s the pension funds at risk then. twitter.com/johnestevens/s…
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These quotes are compiled by my good friends @Politics_co_uk - this piece with responses from all Tory MPs currently makes for essential reading:
politics.co.uk/news-feature/2…
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It’s beginning to look a lot like…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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I dread to think of what this cat has lived through twitter.com/ThomasVLinge/s…
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Boris Johnson received this email. Did he…
A) Tell his team that it was obviously inappropriate because of the rules they had put in place for the country
B) Attend the drinks party himself twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
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- He promised a referendum on the UK’s membership of the EU if he won the election
- He won the election
- The referendum was held; 52% of people voted to leave the EU
- David Cameron resigned
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Ready to tell my story… twitter.com/Joe_Mayes/stat…
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CAT CHECK: Claudia Webbe is an Independent MP, having had the Labour whip removed. Andrew Neil is wrong to suggest otherwise, but that’s modern right wing journalists for you.
members.parliament.uk/members/common…
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Turns out that if you get junior staff to take the blame, those junior staff won’t feel very loyal to you… twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
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A picture paints a thousand words so I’m keen for you all to see this exceptional piece of work from my good friend @mortenmorland twitter.com/mortenmorland/…
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The government asked the opinion of an expert at the Foreign Office about Rwanda. The expert told them the truth about the dangers. The government decided to go ahead with the policy anyway and now don’t want the High Court (or you) to know what the expert warned them. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Seems my new lodger is a chicken. Yum. twitter.com/BBCNewsPR/stat…
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Have you accidentally attended a drinks party at your home that you were invited to, believing it was actually a work meeting? You may require legal representation…
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Liz Truss doesn’t think the people of the UK want a general election. Do you? twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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Given this government’s record, I wouldn’t recommend hot air ballooning for Valentine’s Day… twitter.com/MetroUK/status…
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What an absurd name; those feet are clearly turquoise… twitter.com/ZoneNature03/s…
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Making Liz Truss PM was a disastrously bad idea, says everyone not reliant on her for their job.
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I’m fine with the notion that the Prime Minister not live in a skip; it would just be nice if he didn’t always look like he’d woken up in one. twitter.com/MarinaHyde/sta…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.