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There’s about 27 series on ITV based around them doing just that… twitter.com/RobDunsmore/st…
727
Maths really isn’t Sunak’s strongpoint - the very latest he can hold a general election is in 722 days (24th January 2025). If he waits that long it will only be because he will already be certain of losing
728
Something truly terrifying is coming this Halloween… twitter.com/hmtreasury/sta…
729
The Queen next time she sees Boris Johnson:
730
Gerbils don’t need a driver’s license
Otters don’t need a National Insurance card
Badgers don’t need a national record of Achievement
731
As campaign slogans go “Don’t be poor” needs some work. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
732
This is the sort of politics that thrives in the dark. It requires normal people to look away. Don’t. twitter.com/LiamThorpECHO/…
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Today’s the last day before Boris Johnson comes back to Downing Street; any laws you’d like me to change while I’m in charge?
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My pals @ByDonkeys have something they’d like you to see.
kamikwasi.tax
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I’m sure you’ll all agree that my friend Kate has captured me perfectly twitter.com/KateFlynnArt/s…
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Just watched Boris Johnson record his statement. Summary:
Waffle
Waffle
World-leading (NB: this is a lie)
Waffle
Christmas
Build back better (NB: also a lie)
He should stick to hosting quizzes.
#kitileaks
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CATastrophe
CATaclysmic
CATatonic
I’m starting to think a dog wrote the dictionary…
740
In fairness to Sunak he assumed nobody was watching GBNews so it wouldn’t matter what he said.
741
#Kitileaks - Hancock’s replacement as Health Secretary already lined up…
742
Advice for Tory commentators:
1. Reminding the public about #Partygate is a bad idea
2. Suggesting Sue Gray, who you appointed and insisted was beyond reproach, was biased is a really bad idea
3. Implying their should be a new investigation is a really, really bad idea
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"There is nothing special about the NHS, neither during this pandemic, nor at any other time.”
That’s the conclusion of right-wing London think tank @iealondon
They are wrong and remind us that a cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing...
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Turns out that the UK is on the UK government’s amber list... twitter.com/transportgovuk…
745
The public deserves a full time resident of Downing Street twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
746
Farewell Shirley Williams; they don’t make them like that any more.
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Yesterday Boris Johnson proclaimed that the UK was leading on offering asylum to Ukrainians fleeing war while his minister suggested they apply for jobs picking fruit. Today, thankfully, the EU actually did lead: twitter.com/BBCkatyaadler/…
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Liz Truss insisted on an obscenely expensive lunch (£3000!!) at a private members’ club owned by a Tory donor. You picked up the bill. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
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UK public reacts as another Downing Street party is revealed
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This is my face for when Boris Johnson does something stupid. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.