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My pal @LightHackers has shared this wonderful picture of me doing what I do best:
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You have paid for a full, detailed report by Sue Grey into this sordid affair. There is now no reason for you not to see it, so ask every day why you haven’t. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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I always hit the mark twitter.com/NickDixonITV/s…
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Sending my love to all of my friends in Australia who are voting in their general election today; enjoy your #democracysausage
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/05/17…
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Lots of people criticising the Met Police for their #Partygate whitewash but they’ve actually thrown huge shade at Boris Johnson. According to them he’s that much of a saddo that as soon as he turns up at a party it’s legally downgraded to a work gathering.
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A perfect example where refusing to answer a question makes it crystal clear what the answer is. A pointless charade that should be beneath a Secretary of State. twitter.com/RidgeOnSunday/…
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Finally in the spotlight I deserve! twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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The one Downing Street inhabitant you can be sure won’t be named in Sue Gray’s report. twitter.com/iainjwatson/st…
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Morning @justin_ng; morning world! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Turns out that if you get junior staff to take the blame, those junior staff won’t feel very loyal to you… twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
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Here’s a video of Boris Johnson misleading parliament by denying that there was a party that ITV have published photos of
https://t.co/mCGhYAdASM
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Hahahahahahahahahaha - takes breath - hahahahahahahHaha. twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
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I can neither confirm nor deny if I’m one of @bbclaurak’s sources, but you should all watch because every word is true and it’s time that someone was held accountable. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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We mourn your losses as we would our own
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bbc.co.uk/news/live/worl…
As your friends we find every unnecessary death all the more devastating because we know you’ll still do nothing to prevent more of them from happening. It is a sickness that is heartbreaking to witness.
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“That the Subjects which are Protestants may have Arms for their Defence suitable to their Conditions and as allowed by Law”
This sentence is from the Bill of Rights.
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BREAKING: Sue Gray has delivered her final report to Downing Street
ALSO BREAKING: The last shreds of credibility of those continuing to defend Boris Johnson
#partygate
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By unhappy coincidence, it’s exactly two years since this unedifying spectacle. It was clear then how low the standards of those in positions of power had already fallen.
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Thanks a lot Sue, now Boris is in tears and refusing to come out of his room. Hope you’re happy with yourself. #partygate #kitileaks
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They think they got away with it and, shock, want you to move on.
If this were a court case we’d now be waiting for the jury to give their verdict; the public will hand that down to Johnson’s government at the next general election. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.