1327
When will drones be used to create a giant Larry above Downing Street?!
1330
BREAKING: Conservative MPs are going to vote tonight on if they have confidence in Boris Johnson to carry out the role of Prime Minister. Incredibly, some of them are expected to say that they do.
1331
#kitileaks - Boris Johnson’s still in bed. His staff are too afraid to wake him with the bad news. This is going to put a real dampener on his Rice Krispies…
1332
Just making sure the public knows that even though Prime Ministers come and go, I’m here to stay. twitter.com/KayBurley/stat…
1333
Johnson is in hiding so I’m keeping the snappers occupied twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1335
“Do I have confidence in Boris Johnson? I’m not confident the man can tie his own shoelaces…” #NoConfidence
1336
There once was a man with no common sense
Who was supported by people that are clearly dense
“He’s still great,” they exclaimed
But to the public it’s plain
That in Boris they could have no confidence
#NoConfidence
1337
#kitileaks Some of the Conservative MPs claiming that they’ll support Johnson in tonight’s vote are lying. It’s a secret ballot so they can say one thing and do another. #NoConfidence
1339
Boris Johnson is addressing Conservative MPs in an attempt to cling-on to his job. He’s going to tell them that he’s willing to consider occasionally telling the truth and will commit to combing his hair weekly. #kitileaks #NoConfidence
1340
Boris Johnson, 25th May:
“I take full responsibility for everything that took place on my watch. I am humbled and I have learned a lesson.
Boris Johnson, today: twitter.com/patrickkmaguir…
1341
40% of Conservative MPs don’t think Boris Johnson is fit to serve as your Prime Minister. These are the people who know him best. #NoConfidence
1342
Boris Johnson received a higher proportion of no confidence votes tonight than Theresa May in 2018. Jacob Rees-Mogg described it as a very bad result for her and called for her resignation. twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/s…
1344
I’m often asked why cats love boxes so much. It’s a bit like asking humans why they like houses so much; we just do. twitter.com/AliCat3635/sta…
1346
Did you lose a relative, loved one or friend to covid because of how it was mishandled by those in positions of power? Don’t mention it around this Tory MP as he’s sick and tired of hearing about them. twitter.com/JeremyVineOn5/…
1347
A good spot for a snooze
(Photo @imageplotter)
1348
Classic kitten trick: send out the smallest, cutest one to sucker someone in and then… BAM reveal that they need to adopt all 12 of ya. Works every time.
1349
Person inside was wondering how I’d reached the knocker… twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
1350
The trouble with Conservatism is that eventually people notice that you’re wasting their money… twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.