1302
I’ll be joining them. twitter.com/Nadine_Writes/…
1303
Don’t I look young? twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
1304
I don’t often speak highly of dogs but Stanley was a fine animal whose life should be celebrated twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1305
Public “apologies” mean nothing when you’re doing this in private. Pay attention. twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
1307
Soon you’ll be able to order a pint of beer again… Oh. twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
1309
Was the apology for breaking the law not sincere then?
1310
Work hard, play hard.
(Photos @PoliticalPics)
1311
Translation: “Of course breaking the law is against the ministerial code. Are you mad?” twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
1313
Lying to the Queen and having two parties the night before he husband’s funeral is hunky-dory, just don’t admit you have no confidence in the Prime Minister on the week of an anniversary… twitter.com/BenKentish/sta…
1314
For those in the UK about to enjoy a four day weekend where you don’t have to work, can lay around, sleep when you want and spend most of your time snacking: welcome to the life of being a cat x
1315
Lord Frost is part of the UK legislature, which sets laws. You didn’t vote him there, he was handed his place. There is nothing you can do to remove him. twitter.com/DavidGHFrost/s…
1316
A cautionary tale about getting everything you want.
All of your dreams have come true; you’ve got your dream job. You decide the rules don’t apply to you. BAM. Before you know it you’re finished and #Mumsnet contributors are wiping the floor with you.
1317
The Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II took place 70 years ago today. Her first Prime Minister was Sir Winston Churchill. The good old days. #PlatinumJubilee
1318
When asked how they’d cope without him, the Queen replied “no sweat” twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1319
The Impudence Of Youth
(Photo @lealolivas)
1320
The public don’t like being lied to and treated like idiots. Johnson will become very familiar with the sound of booing.
1323
I’ve never been prouder to be British.
#PlatinumPartyAtThePalace
1324
For anyone unaware, Paddington is the story of an unaccompanied minor who sought refuge in our United Kingdom. This is what we should always be. Kind.
1325
Am I having a nightmare or did I just see a 50 foot tall dog floating in the air above Buckingham Palace?! #PlatinumPartyatthePalace
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.