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Wishing you all a very happy St George’s Day
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Ease the Monday pain with photos of me looking a bit silly: twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Not sure what Elon Musk has spent $44bn on; I’ve owned Twitter since the day I joined.
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A universally unpopular entity, known for failures to deliver, dreadful value for money and a complete inability to get the job done. Not sure what he’s got against the Passport Office though. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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UK government, May 2020: “Right from the start, it’s been clear that this horrible virus affects older people most. So right from the start, we’ve tried to throw a protective ring around our care homes.” twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/s…
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That’s nothing; hundreds of them cheer while watching Boris Johnson screw the entire country. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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Animal here: don’t compare them to us; those men are behaving like dicks twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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Boris Johnson, campaigning: “WE’RE GOING TO TAKE CONTROL OF OUR BORDERS!!!
Boris Johnson, governing: “Dear EU, send what you like to Britain, we won’t be checking it”
bbc.co.uk/news/business-…
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Heading into the bank holiday weekend like a boss
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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And that’s just the stuff that’s come out; imagine what secrets they’re keeping. twitter.com/benrileysmith/…
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Eid Mubarak to all of my friends celebrating around the world. For anyone that would like to know more about this festival I recommend this great article:
bbc.co.uk/newsround/6129…
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Lots of people in the UK wondered why right wing US Christians supported Donald Trump, who lived so contrary to their beliefs. This is why. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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Boris Johnson did this interview to encourage people to vote for Conservatives this week. Their opponents will be thrilled. twitter.com/GMB/status/152…
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Ahead of the elections across the UK tomorrow, remember:
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Tweeted by my butler 7 years ago today. It’s not aged well. twitter.com/David_Cameron/…
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‘Twas the night before voting, when all through the nation
People looked up details of their polling station.
Lies had been told and shared in a hurry
Hoping people would care that Keir ate a curry
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Some animals were made to roam
Others to follow orders
Some were made to leave their home
While others crossed no borders
We are only concerned with me
They have too much patience
Cats wherever they want to be,
#DogsAtPollingStations
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The nation would genuinely be in a better place if cats could vote. An even better place if ONLY cats could vote. twitter.com/Coupey/status/…
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“HEL-LO, I’M HERE TO VOTE. YES, I AM HUMAN. DID YOU NOT SEE MY BOW TIE?! ONE BALLOT PAPER PLEASE…” twitter.com/tonebridge/sta…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.