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Great shot from my pal @LightHackers - I do my best work at night!
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Oh the weather outside is frightful
Central heating would be delightful
But since it costs too much dough
Oh no snow! Oh no snow! Oh no snow!
Tories show no signs of helping
And tell you to quit your yelping
Keep your lights turned way down low
Oh no snow! Oh no snow! Oh no snow!
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To my friends in Japan, I’m so very sorry to read about this dreadful incident. Gun crime leaves devastation and darkness wherever there are people loathsome enough to resort to it. My love to you all x
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Told you so… twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
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Cuts to wages are unfair at Christmas. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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Don’t look back in anger…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Is that lame duck I smell?
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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I’m very sorry to hear that Captain Sir Tom Moore has been admitted to hospital having contracted covid-19. I know you’ll join me in wishing him a very speedy recovery x
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Anyone seen Liz Truss? She popped out to “clear her head” a couple of days ago and hasn’t come back yet…
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Sliding into action
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse… ‘cos I’d eaten it. #MerryChristmas
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“Do I have confidence in Boris Johnson? I’m not confident the man can tie his own shoelaces…” #NoConfidence
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“We won’t hesitate to take action,” says Boris Johnson, hesitating to take action.
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Johnson goes in = Larry goes out.
(Photo @justin_ng)
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Matt Hancock won’t be holding his breath for a spot in the cabinet…
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“I’m here to reassure you that the government is working tirelessly to prevent the recession and stagflation that the Bank of England is now forecasting. It’s me because Boris Johnson is on holiday again and his new Chancellor is still trying to find the Wi-Fi password.”
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In case you’re wondering, we’ve reached the “try to distract people by talking about asylum seekers” stage of a Johnson scandal. A couple of days ahead of schedule by my reckoning. Attacking the BBC usually comes next…
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Grant Shapps unveils his solution for the shortage of lorry drivers:
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Today is #NationalCatDay in the United States. Expect all cats to strut around like we own the place…so the same as every day.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.