1501
Boris Johnson could have been honest with you from the start. He chose to lie. Repeatedly. Give him enough rope and the result is inevitable.
1503
Congratulations to the government; only took over Chelsea this morning and they’ve already won their first game
1505
Wishing all members of the @ParalympicsGB a successful #Tokyo2020 - looking forward to sending lots of congratulatory messages! #Paralympics
1506
No comment… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1508
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg @RishiSunak Did Bust stand for “Bust a move to get behind the actual winner”?
1509
I’m fairness to Rees-Mogg, if you look beyond the patronising and dismissive tone of his response and analyse the content of what he actually says, you’ll find that’s even more patronising and dismissive.
1510
Happy Boxing Day / Asking what “Boxing Day” is day! Join the celebrations by replying with a picture of your cat (or lesser animal) exploring an empty box from yesterday’s festivities
1511
We mourn your losses as we would our own
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1512
Boris Johnson told “jokes” about breaking lockdown rules. You might remember he told the public he had no knowledge of rules being broken. twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
1513
“As far as I’m aware I didn’t discuss government business with the former KGB agent and his son, who I’ve now made a Lord” twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
1514
The thoughts of a cat on Twitter are laughably unimportant, so at at time of sadness and worry all I can do is share a message that I hope might help make things better for all of us. Please listen to women explain the problem and talk together about how to solve it. x twitter.com/harriet1marsde…
1515
1/6 - Never Furrget twitter.com/POTUS/status/1…
1516
Austerity is for the little people… twitter.com/REWearmouth/st…
1517
You’d have thought Tory MPs would have learned by now that taking on Marcus Rashford will end badly for them.
1518
Only fitting that I should get a portrait after a decade in the job - Bethanne has done a great job! #Larryversary twitter.com/Bethanne853/st…
1519
The government asked the opinion of an expert at the Foreign Office about Rwanda. The expert told them the truth about the dangers. The government decided to go ahead with the policy anyway and now don’t want the High Court (or you) to know what the expert warned them. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1520
This is true; those politicians are still in power. twitter.com/NileGardiner/s…
1521
To my friends around the world: yes, there’s a place called Shropshire. The constituency includes the towns of Wem and Oswestry. I’m not making this up.
1522
1523
The same enthusiasm for this comeback as there would be for polio making a return twitter.com/MhariAurora/st…
1524
Told him to Fox off... 🦊 twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1525
I don’t often speak highly of dogs but Stanley was a fine animal whose life should be celebrated twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.