1551
My very good friend Elizabeth is looking for suggestions for cat charities for a Christmas gift x twitter.com/ElizabethRadcl…
1552
Nose operation presumably required because it’s been put out of joint so much recently…
1553
Fair play to the 23% of people who either have very low requirements from a Prime Minister or just bloody well love a cheeseboard twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK…
1554
Liz Truss insisted on an obscenely expensive lunch (£3000!!) at a private members’ club owned by a Tory donor. You picked up the bill. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
1555
I can think of better ways to spend that money, such as giving it to Boris Johnson to stay away from you…
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-636686…
1556
As Home Secretary Priti Patel is naturally against violent protest, so obviously she’ll recognise the importance of non-violent prot...
Ah, no, she’s against that too.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
1557
Eid Mubarak to all of my friends celebrating around the world. For anyone that would like to know more about this festival I recommend this great article:
bbc.co.uk/newsround/6129…
1558
The world is watching… twitter.com/maddiedai/stat…
1559
Lots of people criticising the Met Police for their #Partygate whitewash but they’ve actually thrown huge shade at Boris Johnson. According to them he’s that much of a saddo that as soon as he turns up at a party it’s legally downgraded to a work gathering.
1560
Once more, for the thick Tory ministers at the back:
JOHNSON WENT TO THE PARTIES. twitter.com/tamcohen/statu…
1562
Let’s hope none of the members have an atlas... twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1563
This cat is actually a GOAT twitter.com/BBCArchive/sta…
1564
Downing Street to myself this week. If there wasn’t a pandemic on I’d throw a party. twitter.com/PA/status/1416…
1565
Ministers growing spines are like buses, you wait ages and then… twitter.com/RishiSunak/sta…
1566
It would take a government with no morals and serious ability to successfully convince people that sending asylum seekers to Rwanda is both a massive deterrent and also an act of kindness. This government is only one of those things.
1567
I warned him what would happen… twitter.com/lukemcgee/stat…
1568
CAT CHECK: Jackie Weaver did have authority.
#HandforthParishCouncil twitter.com/janinemas0n/st…
1569
Excellent news: this is exactly the sort of thing you want to be rushed after a panicked weekend… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1570
We’ve reached the life stage of this government when people are just laughing at them.
1571
If Father Christmas can find time to get his covid booster vaccine then you can too twitter.com/ClausLondon/st…
1572
Advising Boris Johnson on ethics would be like advising a cannibal on table manners… twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
1573
Boris Johnson did this interview to encourage people to vote for Conservatives this week. Their opponents will be thrilled. twitter.com/GMB/status/152…
1574
@CovidJusticeUK Your dignity stands in stark contrast to their disregarding coldness. Know that you are right in your actions and that you have the love and support of millions x
1575
Evie and Ossie hard at work… twitter.com/PennyMordaunt/…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.