1451
An excellent suggestion from Brendan. A number of MPs follow me on here and I’d like to thank them all for the work they do on behalf of their constituents twitter.com/MrBrendanCox/s…
1452
This is the sort of politics that thrives in the dark. It requires normal people to look away. Don’t. twitter.com/LiamThorpECHO/…
1454
Did Al Capone have a cat? I feel like I’m sharing a house with a crime boss.
1455
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 9 ladies dancing. 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Hands off my birds, dancing ladies, that’s my dinner
1456
Frequently being surprised isn’t a desirable quality in a government minister. twitter.com/SebastianEPayn…
1457
We cannot bring any of those 100,000 people back; they are lost to us forever. That’s why that number hurts us so much and why we must each do all that we can to prevent it from growing higher still.
1458
Be not afeard. The isle is full of noises, Sounds, and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not. twitter.com/annalapwood/st…
1459
Sure enough Johnson has gone for the non-apology apology, saying the public are wrong for believing that the Downing Street drinks party was against the guidance. He has misled parliament and will have to resign, just a matter now for how long he tries to cling on #PMQs
1460
At least that “mini-budget” is starting to make sense… twitter.com/Annaisaac/stat…
1461
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 11 pipers piping, 10 Lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree. Music aids digestion.
1463
Four advisers leaving Downing Street together; this is going to be an EPIC leaving party. Might need a second suitcase.
1464
My pals @ByDonkeys have something they’d like you to see.
kamikwasi.tax
1465
Boris Johnson? A liar? A cheat? I mean, it seems so unlikely... twitter.com/DailyMirror/st…
1466
A universally unpopular entity, known for failures to deliver, dreadful value for money and a complete inability to get the job done. Not sure what he’s got against the Passport Office though. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1467
The Polish, Czech and Slovenian prime ministers are visiting Kyiv today to meet with Ukrainian President Zelensky. Boris Johnson isn’t joining them; he’s going to Saudi Arabia.
amp.theguardian.com/politics/2022/…
1468
I’m with them. The fridge has been locked. Big dog’s about to be put out of his misery #kitileaks twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1469
“We regret to report a delay to this service due to a giant cat in the tunnel ahead” - @nationalrailenq
1472
He’d wrecked the place within a week; I’m the only cat in the world who worries about the human leaving hair on the settee… twitter.com/RobDotHutton/s…
1473
Johnson has just got back to Downing Street from his party, drunk. He’s lost his keys, I’m not letting him in, twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
1474
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Eating all of the birds made me thirsty, so I drank the milk.
1475
Sunak and Javid haven’t resigned tonight because of the lies (they’ve had countless opportunities to do that already); they’ve resigned because they’re no longer benefitting from them. Johnson’s government is in a death spiral and they’ve decided to flee.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.