1401
Wishing all my friends who celebrate a very happy Australia Day (don’t worry, I won’t mention the cricket...)🇦🇺
1402
It’s budget day; probably not a great sign that the chancellor has asked to borrow a tenner to “see him through to the weekend” #Budget2021
1403
“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him” twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
1404
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results... twitter.com/joepike/status…
1405
Boris Johnson, speaking in parliament on 8th July 2021: “I am sure they will be aware that there is no military path to victory for the Taliban”
37 days later:
theguardian.com/world/2021/aug…
1406
Our parliament has witnessed many shameful acts and statements in recent years, so it’s refreshing to see a moment we can all be proud of as the Ukrainian Ambassador to the UK
Vadym Prystaiko is welcomed with a standing ovation:
1408
Boris Johnson received this email. Did he…
A) Tell his team that it was obviously inappropriate because of the rules they had put in place for the country
B) Attend the drinks party himself twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
1409
Someone needs to sort out this mess… twitter.com/iainjwatson/st…
1410
Always be suspicious of politicians who want to make it harder to vote them out of power... twitter.com/helenbarrett/s…
1411
Not a surprise that all of this money is from speeches given abroad; can’t imagine many people in this country wanting to hear another word from him, let alone paying to be subjected to it.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
1413
The Boat Race is much like the Conservative Party; full of public schoolboys from Oxford and Cambridge being led by a cox... #boatrace2022
1414
Rather than listen to Boris Johnson and his colleagues defend the indefensible, listen to this. Please:
1415
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃. 8 maids-a-milking, 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 🦜🦜🦜🦜, 🇫🇷🐓🐓🐓, 2 🐢🕊, and a partridge in a 🍐🌳. This is making social distancing tricky…
1416
Boris Johnson received a higher proportion of no confidence votes tonight than Theresa May in 2018. Jacob Rees-Mogg described it as a very bad result for her and called for her resignation. twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/s…
1418
@Geri_E_L_Scott Just to be clear, I’m a permanent resident of Downing Street: Boris Johnson is my pet
1419
Things you can do and remain a Tory MP:
Have an affair with an aide who you’ve appointed, breaking covid social-distancing rules you’ve been a part of creating
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
1420
The rules they make are for other people… twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1421
Learn about the fabulous felines who came before me. If I have miaowed further, it is by standing on the paws of giants… twitter.com/UkNatArchives/…
1422
Congratulations @Team_Muirhead - Olympic champions. Cats love curling!
1423
Will he provide drinks and nibbles? twitter.com/SebastianEPayn…
1424
The member of parliament has deleted his message. In addition to being the elected representative of the people of Torbay, he is also a government minister. For migration.
1425
The elected representative for Shrewsbury and Atcham says it would be immoral for the UK to take in more Ukrainian refugees.
Conservative MP Daniel Kawczynski hosted “Conservative Friends of Russia” events who has admitted to bullying parliamentary staff. You pay him £81,932.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.