1426
New boy off to a dreadful start - telling the public that restrictions definitely won’t be necessary in the future is a dangerous lie. If the government keeps making mistakes they might be the only thing to prevent thousands more deaths, and he knows that. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1427
Out and about twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1429
Nick Clegg used to empty my litter tray so he’s experienced at working on a load of s#%t
1431
They paid £423,641 for that Henry vacuum... twitter.com/carldinnen/sta…
1433
The International Monetary Fund want you to know that price rises will be worse in the UK than other countries because of decisions made by the government:
bbc.co.uk/news/business-…
1434
Boris Johnson is going to be furious with Boris Johnson for signing a deal that Boris Johnson would never have signed twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1436
“Crime and why I didn’t deserve the Punishment” twitter.com/henrymance/sta…
1439
What’s the number one priority for the UK environment secretary?
Global warming?
Flooding?
Animal welfare?
Nope, turkeys. Good grief.
1440
We like to be warm. twitter.com/CNN/status/147…
1441
Do any other continents want to sign song contest deals with us? Antarctica?
1442
3. Zahawi will remain as an MP and will be paid £84,144 to represent the people of Stratford-on-Avon until the Tories decide to hold the next election
4. Despite an investigation confirming that Zahawi had made serious breaches of the code he’d agreed to, he hasn’t apologised…
1443
Who reckons the next step involves releasing 1,000 dogs? twitter.com/thehill/status…
1444
Person who took this video = The British public
Avalanche = Culture wars nonsense generated by candidates to lead the Conservative Party
1445
“Vacuous and Bombastic” is the new “Posh and Becks”
1446
He’s an Etonian, who went to Oxford, had a column in The Daily Telegraph, has been Foreign Secretary, leads the Conservative Party and is the Prime Minister. What the hell does “the Establishment” look like?!
1447
Busy day around here… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1448
Finally a government insider has admitted what was already clear: they failed us. The government fell “disastrously short” of what was needed, which led to tens of thousands of unnecessary deaths. Today’s apology must be followed by one from those who see fit to remain in power.
1449
Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above… twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
1450
7 years later and a Conservative Prime Minister is answering questions, under caution, from the police twitter.com/David_Cameron/…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.