1102
Half of people in the UK think the government is incompetent. I think the other half might think I am the government… twitter.com/RedfieldWilton…
1103
This is not going to do our international reputation on culinary matters any good. twitter.com/weetabix/statu…
1104
All about throwing shade… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1105
I do all my own stunts twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1106
I’d say bookmark this, but you won’t be able to turn on your computer or charge your phone either…
1107
The licence fee is worth every penny. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1108
I’m willing to do my bit twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1109
For there is born to you this day in the city of David a saviour, who is Christ the Lord
1110
Irritating bundle of hair wheeled out for a photo op; nice to see Dilyn though… twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1111
And it would absolutely be stupid. Johnson’s been found out and is widely disliked. If the Conservatives tell the electorate that he’s the best they can offer then the electorate will undoubtedly remove them from office. But petrified, desperate people do stupid things.
1112
Wishing a delightful Bank Holiday Monday to everyone who’s off work today and sending much love and grateful thanks to those who aren’t xxx
1113
Just when Boris Johnson thought today couldn’t get worse, a wheel’s just fallen off the booze suitcase…
1114
Some of my UK followers might want to support this petition, which calls for it to be made illegal for drivers who strike cats with cars to drive away
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6073…
1115
Turns out that if you get junior staff to take the blame, those junior staff won’t feel very loyal to you… twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
1116
Has your train been cancelled again? Not to worry, just get someone else to pay for a private jet for you:
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
1117
#kitileaks Further easing of lockdown in England to be delayed by at least a month. The government ballsed it up. Again. Sorry (that apology is from me, but you’re due one from them)
1120
For what it’s worth I don’t expect Boris Johnson to resign. There’s nothing in his past that suggests he’s capable of a selfless act. Instead he’ll feel sorry for himself and do whatever he can to cling to power, adding further insult to injury he has already inflicted #Partygate
1121
Only open to Cambridge and Oxford and led by a loud cox - #boatrace2021 really is a lot like government
1122
Lion not lying… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1123
#Kitileaks - Hancock’s replacement as Health Secretary already lined up…
1124
Sometimes withdrawing your labour is the last option available to you. I’ve been doing it for around a decade now. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.