1076
@POTUS Hey I just saw you
And this is crazy
But here’s my handle
So DM me maybe?
1077
English football clubs trying to join a European Super League; what part of Brexit means Brexit don’t they understand?!
1078
#kitileaks Boris Johnson has received a questionnaire from the police about the Downing Street parties. He’s left it unanswered and written “It would be wrong of me to comment until the police complete their investigation”
1079
“Why is this written in crayon?”
#QueensSpeech
1080
Boris Johnson is meeting Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán. A despotic politician, who regularly spouts horrendous views... and the Prime Minister of Hungary.
1081
When you’re right, you’re right twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
1082
The picture everyone wanted! #Larryversary twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1083
Let my people go! twitter.com/bbcnews/status…
1085
The only way Rishi Sunak could be more out of touch is if he started floating… #SunakSpeech
1086
Cushty - you know it makes sense twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1087
This is not the mouse I’d pictured… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1089
The only sensible response to Johnson being in the house for a week: twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
1090
It’s like Justin can read my mind… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1091
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Good gift, needed some milk to wash down the birds
1092
When will drones be used to create a giant Larry above Downing Street?!
1094
Fortunately for us handling a health crisis is much easier than handling an umbrella…
(Photo @Chris_Furlong)
1095
If I go I’m taking Boris down with me… twitter.com/spectator/stat…
1096
Have Boris Johnson and the Conservatives ever put the needs of the country before their own? No.
But will this humbling defeat mean they now learn an important lesson and govern responsibly at a time of ongoing national crisis? Also no.
1097
Explaining UK politics through Love Actually plots:
Matt Hancock is Alan Rickman.
The rest of us are Emma Thompson. We’re exhausted trying to hold everything together while he cheats.
He’s just given us the bloody CD…
1098
For those saying “he’ll answer questions about it this afternoon” I can assure you he won’t. People will ask questions and he’ll say some stuff. That’s not the same thing.
1099
This is worth 400 seconds of anyone’s time. If you disagree with what he says, Boris Johnson will be glad for your support.
1100
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus!
Happy St David’s Day!
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.