1151
Big day on Downing Street so reassuring the public with my presence twitter.com/AndrewStuart/s…
1152
Some are saying this is silly. I disagree. It’s not the cats being targeted, it’s those that accompany them and they need to understand that Putin has made them a pariah state. Plus I might actually win now. twitter.com/USATODAY/statu…
1153
Breakfast time: Dominic Cummings tries to take credit for the vaccination programme
Tea time: Vaccination programme goes wrong
#Superforecast
1154
Prince Philip was consort to the monarch for 26,804 days. When he married the Queen, Clement Attlee was the Prime Minister, Charlton Athletic were the FA Cup holders, Elton John was 6 months old and the invention of the hard disk was still a decade away.
1155
It’s going to be compulsory to have UK cats microchipped; this will make managing my cat army much easier...
bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…
1157
Wishing all my friends a happy Halloween. I wonder what people would think if all cats dressed up as sexy humans?
1158
The app is doing it’s job; the high number of cases is because the government aren’t. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1159
Nice try talking cat, but I know the truth...
1160
A government minister literally saying that the rules (which they make) don’t apply to them. Shocking. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…
1161
I’m fine with the notion that the Prime Minister not live in a skip; it would just be nice if he didn’t always look like he’d woken up in one. twitter.com/MarinaHyde/sta…
1162
Why does Johnson look like he’s on a stag do and his trousers are falling down?
(Photo @StefanRousseau)
1163
The government have reached the point where they’re claiming they’d like to help but their computers won’t let them.
Their. Computers. Won’t. Let. Them. twitter.com/BloombergUK/st…
1164
Always on duty… twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
1165
1166
If Natalie Elphicke, or any other Conservative MP, can provide details on how those abroad can apply for and be granted asylum in the UK so they don’t need to undertake a treacherous Channel crossing, I’ll gladly share it and ask my followers to do the same
1167
If you’re wondering why Zahawi’s finally been removed from government, here’s your answer: It’s been revealed that Sunak knew about his tax issues before appointing him so he’s now desperate for people to stop asking questions
theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/j…
1168
Summary of Javid’s #DowningStreetBriefing: Cases are rising, deaths are rising and people are worried that the government isn’t doing anything, but I’m telling you that cases are rising and deaths are rising, which means the government has done something, so don’t worry…
1169
અમે તમારી ખોટનો શોક કરીએ છીએ જેમ અમે અમારી પોતાની કરીશું
1170
Have you accidentally attended a drinks party at your home that you were invited to, believing it was actually a work meeting? You may require legal representation…
1171
I actually feel a bit sorry for the Russian agents who had to read through this drivel. twitter.com/haynesdeborah/…
1172
Given the depths that the contest is plumbing so far, I assume one will promise to bring back hangings and the other will call them weak for not insisting on firing squads… twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1173
Johnson is hoping you’ll forget about this. Don’t. twitter.com/timespolitics/…
1174
As campaign slogans go “Don’t be poor” needs some work. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1175
Sleep well everyone. We go again tomorrow x
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.