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A video the Prime Minister wouldn’t want you to watch today:
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Wishing my friends around the world a happy #NationalPetDay - you lucky humans get to feed us, clean up after us and, in return, we wake you up in the morning to tell you to feed us and clean up. Win-win!
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Government appointments to be announced this week:
Monday - Ian Botham, Trade Envoy
Tuesday - Judy Finnigan, Head of Ofgem
Wednesday - Bananarama, Attorneys General
Thursday - Timmy Mallet, Black Rod
Friday - Wolf from Gladiators, UN Ambassador
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How did Boris Johnson lose his job as Prime Minister? Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly…
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Of course UFOs are real; where do you think cats come from? 😸🛸
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Animal here: don’t compare them to us; those men are behaving like dicks twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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Last Christmas, he broke his own rules
And the very next day, he locked us away
This year, answering a question from Keir
Shows Boris thinks he’s just someone special…
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#Kitileaks Sue Gray has completed her report. It will be published in full in the next 24 hours. Given its contents the Prime Minister will either resign, be forced from office or permanently disgrace the Conservative Party if it continues to enable him.
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It’s #CensusDay for those of us in Northern Ireland, Wales or England so don’t forget to fill it in. Unfortunately worship of cats isn’t a recognised religion (unless you’re an ancient Egyptian)
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Finally in the spotlight I deserve! twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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#Election2022 is bad news for me; I enjoy sleeping on seats and Boris Johnson is losing dozens of them!
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Polling suggests the majority of the UK public wants to offer refuge to people wishing to escape the hell that has been unleashed upon them. The government is choosing not to.
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BREAKING: Conservative MPs submit letters of no confidence in Liz Truss. Back bencher Joris Bonson announces he intends to run for leader. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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It’s a holiday for me! twitter.com/paulwaugh/stat…
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Doesn’t this just fill you with confidence?
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Please RT if you’d “clamour” for an appointment “late into the night or early in the morning” if it got you the vaccine earlier... twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
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Time for me to go international? twitter.com/NYCMayor/statu…
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Open for a surprise
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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What happens to a foot after a verruca is removed? twitter.com/IndyPolitics/s…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.