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Liz Truss has just asked me to become Chancellor. I told her to clean up her own mess.
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First they came for the parody accounts… and I was pretty shocked, because there are actual Nazis on this platform that should probably be dealt with first. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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Rishi Sunak is off to see the King; unclear if it’s to be appointed Prime Minister or if Charles would like to borrow some money
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God bless the rescuers x twitter.com/Gerashchenko_e…
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Yes, I came out to check that he’s gone. He has.
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The BBC giving the public what they want twitter.com/scottygb/statu…
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky arrives at Number 10, then the photographers spot me…
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Liz Truss is in Birmingham for the Conservative Party Conference. I think it’s probably for the best if I change the locks.
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If you think you’re having a tough day spare a thought for the Queen. She’s got to have a meeting with Boris Johnson and, when that’s done, she’s got to have a meeting with Liz Truss too.
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For those asking from around the world how Britain has gotten into this mess:
- The Conservative Party has always been obsessed with Europe
- This caused divides making the party hard to manage
- Back in 2015 then Prime Minister David Cameron had an idea
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Far be it from me tell my American friends how to vote, but I find the following rule useful: If a party has attempted to overthrow an election because they didn’t like the result, don’t reward them by giving them a result they’ll like.
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A story in five parts:
1. The warning
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My old pal @faisalislam made sure to get an angle featuring the real boss around here…
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Dear rest of the world:
We’re working through a few things here in the UK at the moment. Long story, but basically a midlife crisis. Give us a day or two and we’ll have it sorted and get back to drinking our tea.
Ta for caring
Larry x
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Liz Truss has asked me why I’m more popular than she is. I pointed out that wasps are more popular than she is.
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Wishing a very merry Christmas to all of my followers around the world. My pal @PoliticalPics took this photo of me amongst the baubles. Please reply with your pictures of cats (or other animals if you must) enjoying the festivities x
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I’m now playing @JamesBlunt really loud to smoke him out…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.