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Is there a filter for Zoom that turns cats into lawyers?
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Ahead of the elections across the UK tomorrow, remember:
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UK CAT ADVISORY: I’m sorry to report that humans will again be spending more time in your homes. Our advice is to make the most of their presence by requesting additional treats and maybe a second lunch.
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The key thing to remember is that I live here permanently, the politicians just lodge with me for a bit until they’re fired. They all work out sooner or later that it’s me that runs the place... #Larryversary
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This guy again! twitter.com/AP_Images/stat…
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On the plus side, after spending £88,000 on the Downing Street flat it must look wonderf... Mother of God.
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Lots of people asking whether it’s Liz Truss or Jeremy Hunt who’s in charge.
It’s neither. I am.
I’ll be here long after they’re both gone.
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In case you’re wondering, we’ve reached the “try to distract people by talking about asylum seekers” stage of a Johnson scandal. A couple of days ahead of schedule by my reckoning. Attacking the BBC usually comes next…
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My pal @LightHackers knocking on to let me in. Night all x
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“I once attempted to persuade the UK public that I don’t know the difference between a garden drinks party and a work meeting” #PMQs
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Today is #InternationalCatDay; expect all cats to strut around like we own the place. Expect the same tomorrow too.
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My old pal @faisalislam made sure to get an angle featuring the real boss around here…
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BREAKING: Kwasi Kwarteng is being fired. The UK will have had four chancellors in four months.
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#Reshuffle I was offered Gavin Williamson’s job but wasn’t willing to accept a demotion…
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Me after Christmas dinner, dessert, cheese, chocolates, sweets and leftovers x
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I’ve never been prouder to be British.
#PlatinumPartyAtThePalace
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.