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The Tories are trying their fourth new leader in just six years. If this one fails too they might be forced to admit that the problem is with the entire party…
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I’m now playing @JamesBlunt really loud to smoke him out…
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Politicians come and go; I remain. twitter.com/BBCBreakfast/s…
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My good friends @Reuters have put together this video to celebrate my decade in Downing Street #Larryversary
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Boris Johnson is out. Those 100 MPs who were definitely, absolutely, positively backing him will be devastated.
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How it started How it’s going
#Larryversary
(Pic @JeffOvers)
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Wishing you all a very happy Easter x
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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
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CAT ADVISORY NOTICE: It’s currently 0c in London; all cats are instructed to get inside, find the warmest spot in the house and remain there until Spring. Instructions for humans on how frequently to provide meals and snacks will follow.
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#Election2021
When you vote today, remember:
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Liz Truss has tested positive for covid-19. Here she is today, in a crowded area, not wearing a mask.
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While I appreciate this lockdown is bad news for a lot of people, it feels particularly harsh on those of us who are forced to share a house with Boris Johnson.
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The Tory leadership contest enters it’s 42nd week.
Sunak promises to electrocute people earning less than the median income.
Truss to bring back capital punishment for those not singing the national anthem loudly enough.
The Telegraph suggests both need to be more right wing.
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Depiction of the sanctions Boris Johnson has placed on the Putin regime:
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Next time you encounter anyone saying that asylum seekers need to use the legal routes to come to the UK, please show them this video of the Home Secretary confirming there aren’t legal routes:
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YOU MADE THE RULES; YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE NEEDED WARNING twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Health Secretary Sajid Javid has tested positive for Covid-19; on Wednesday he visited a care home for a photo opportunity.
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Oh the weather outside is frightful
Central heating would be delightful
But since it costs too much dough
Oh no snow! Oh no snow! Oh no snow!
Tories show no signs of helping
And tell you to quit your yelping
Keep your lights turned way down low
Oh no snow! Oh no snow! Oh no snow!
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This video from @colinpmcquaid sums up the current situation better than I ever could:
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“I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your service.”
Never has a truer statement been made.
Farewell Ma’am.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.