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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky arrives at Number 10, then the photographers spot me…
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It’s has been a pleasure to serve you all for these last 12 years. If you’re ever asked if you have a cat, but don’t have the joy of one at home, know that you can answer yes; because I am yours and always will be x
(Pic @PjrFoto)
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Liz Truss has asked me why I’m more popular than she is. I pointed out that wasps are more popular than she is.
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If you think you’re having a tough day spare a thought for the Queen. She’s got to have a meeting with Boris Johnson and, when that’s done, she’s got to have a meeting with Liz Truss too.
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Public service announcement for whoever needs to hear it: The United Kingdom isn’t being invaded. Anyone saying it is owes the people of Ukraine an apology and should be ignored.
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For people asking if I attended the law breaking Downing Street parties, a straightforward answer: No.
I have a strict policy of leaving any room that Boris Johnson enters. #OneRuleForThem
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God bless the rescuers x twitter.com/Gerashchenko_e…
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Please RT if you’d “clamour” for an appointment “late into the night or early in the morning” if it got you the vaccine earlier... twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
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This is a Conservative MP suggesting Ukrainians wishing to flee an invasion apply for the UK’s seasonal worker scheme (e.g. vegetable picking) to qualify for a visa. The callousness is shocking. This is being suggested in your names; demand better.
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My ultimatum has received more RTs and likes than the resignation of the actual Chancellor of the Exchequer.
I love Twitter.
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Anyone know any good eviction bailiffs in London? It’s for a thing…
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Don’t worry everyone, the government have put new fuel tanker drivers in place…
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All advertising boards should just show giant 3D cats
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It’s very likely the UK will record its highest ever temperature today. That’s not good news, especially for those of us covered in fur. Here’s some helpful advice for how to spot if your cat is struggling and what to do if they are:
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Not to overly concern my friends in the States, but Boris Johnson was born in New York so don’t be surprised if he runs to be US President one day…
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I’ve told Boris Johnson that checkout time is 11am and that he can take his wallpaper with him. #Partygate
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You’ll already have seen this picture of Conservative minister Andrea Jenkyns giving the finger to the public. I can reveal that she’s not swearing at them, just confirming the number of weeks she’ll be in the role.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.